Posts by lastmanstanding

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Jw.org news about new assignment

by Gorbatchov in

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just read this interesting news at jw.org.

g.. .

lastmanstanding

'Cmon folks. It's a gag. Not that I wouldn't like to see this LOL But a GAG nevertheless.

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Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

by UnshackleTheChains in

i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

you can't write this stuff.

right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

lastmanstanding

There's a lot of discussion here, but myself, I feel action is most important. I conclude with a thought about that.

As far as talk goes, some have suggested that Tony was buying gifts. Hard for me to read that with a straight face.

Others have suggested that he is no different from any of us and 'buying booze' is a nothing event. When I read that, I ask myself, how long has the person who wrote that idea been away from the bOrg. How disconnected that thought is from reality.

People are dead. Others soon to be, because they will turn down a life-saving medical treatment as a result of listening to this "regular guy" Tony.

Regular guy Tony who monthly works to convince 8,000,000+ to do his bidding.

Regular guy Tony who guilts defenceless, trusting children to donate their ice-cream pennies because Jah sees them.

Regular guy Tony who boasts his own super-righteousness in your face and would readily condemn you for doing the exact same thing as he was caught doing.

Is Tony a regular guy, just out shopping?

Could Donald Trump just wander in to a hispanic area one Sunday morning and hire some immigrants for whatever?

Could any living president just slip out for booze?

The governing b's claim to be more than every president, every movie star, every Nobel laureate and every notable contributor to humanity COMBINED. They claim they will sit at the right hand of God Almighty, rewarded for their unparalleled righteousness and put in charge of all the universe.

The governing b's demand control over every aspect of everyone on earth and dictate their whims with threat of the destruction of you and your family's life.

But he's a "regular guy"...

If everyone calls Warwick and asks "where was Tony last Sunday morning", then the buzz will haunt Warwick. There will be no way to keep that quiet. Whispers will turn to open conversations.

Hello Warwick desk, where was Tony last Sunday?

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Watchtower Orders Another Hit

by Sea Breeze in

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according to a recent filing, the watchtower has ordered reddit to give them the name of one of their posters who has used their right of free speech.

they are calling it copyright infringement.

but, we all know this is just another routine "hit" ordered by the watchtower mafia.

lastmanstanding

https://www.wnd.com/2019/03/jehovahs-witnesses-demand-identity-of-online-critic/

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Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

by UnshackleTheChains in

i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

you can't write this stuff.

right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

lastmanstanding

If Mirlande Cadet, and Éloïse Dupuis could come back from the grave, having died refusing a little life saving liquid because they believed Tony the Juicehead, and these girls could see Tony boozin, might they have something to say?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/jehovahs-witnesses-blood-transfusion-death-quebec-coroner-1.4401101

Is Tony just another guy?

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Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

by UnshackleTheChains in

i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

you can't write this stuff.

right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

lastmanstanding

If it was the Pope that was caught buying all that booze, what would Tony Juicehead say?

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Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

by UnshackleTheChains in

i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

you can't write this stuff.

right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

lastmanstanding

If a dub catches Tony Juicehead at the liquor store, nothing wrong with that.

How about when Tony Juicehead catches me with a bottle of blood, trying to save my life.... and Tony Juicehead destroys my reputation, my family relationships and condemns me to the eternal darkness of the second death....

It he just a ‘regular guy’... just getting some innocent drinks now?

When I had to have a serious surgery recently, I had to jump through hoops to keep my life saving medical treatment confidential, even from JW staff at hospital.

Tony Juicehead dictates that I can’t even have one bottle of blood to save my life.

Would you defend his actions?

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Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

by UnshackleTheChains in

i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

you can't write this stuff.

right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

lastmanstanding

Bourne

You and I can see it.

Some... not so much.

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Preparing the sheeple for finally abandoning the significance of 1914

by under the radar in

we all know the society would love to get rid of all the problems caused by clinging to 1914 and all they claimed it meant for the last 100+ years.. it looks like they are laying the groundwork for easing away from the whole concept of 1914. this would also let them do away with the ridiculous "overlapping generation" bullcrap.

what a diaper load that has been.... anyway, the following is from their super secret marching orders for april, 2019. draw your own conclusions.... "3.

“100 years of faithfulness”: the coordinator of the body of elders, or another elder, should be invited to read the following special announcement.

lastmanstanding

So, confirmed April fools. Bravo. But only good because it’s so close to the truth.

That said, as I have mentioned in the past, the idea that elders will begin shepherding calls and use this opportunity to get older ones to set up recurring bank transfers is a real thing. They will do this.

Just because this post is an April fools joke, doesn’t mean that it is a fake idea.

I am as sure today as I have been, that this will become reality.

And as per the last CO/elders meetup, elders are being told to get moving on shepherding calls. The new direction being, 1) no records kept of it 2) no scripting.

BTW “loving provision from Jehovah” is a cut and paste from you know where.

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