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  Memorial Non-Attendance: The Single Most Impactful TTATT Witness to JW Friends & Family

  by AMNESIANO in

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  2. friends

  must read!.

  (posted annually since 2014).

  notice: the following is submitted in full recognition of and with compassion and due respect for those who, due to personal circumstance, feel they are unable to employ the following powerful strategy.

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  lastmanstanding

  I was sitting at the back of the hall by myself one year, and so the elder had to walk over to me specifically.

  When he got right up to me, I motioned with my hand and nodded my head in acknowledgment.

  He froze and went white. I didn’t touch it.

  He stood there like he was going to pee his pants, and he wouldn’t move on.

  He stood there some more.

  Finally, I reached out my hand to touch the glass. I didn’t take it mind you. Just a brush.

  The color came back up into his face like a glass filling with pink lemonade.

  Off he went, satisfied.

  Do you see the picture of a man immersed in superstition?

  And they are all like that.
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  Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

  by UnshackleTheChains in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

  you can't write this stuff.

  right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

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  lastmanstanding

  Mustard, you are trolling me thinks.

  Years back, we had a guy like that, stuck up for the bOrg no matter what.

  I am sure that was an xJW just winding people up

  and I think you are just winding people up too.

  Your position has become quite nonsensical.
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  Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

  by UnshackleTheChains in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

  you can't write this stuff.

  right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

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  lastmanstanding

  2+2=538 minutes ago

  What if he bought $800 worth of iced cream?
  

  That would be ridiculous, actually extremely stupid and I would expect a similar thread with lots of outrage and confusion, just more Mr Whippy jokes

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  Thats hilarious. Can you see Fat Tony backing up that refer truck to the ice cream factory.... beeep beeep beeep.

  He buys all one kind, Jamocha swirl. No vanilla, no chocolate, no maple walnut, because he is going to force all the little JW kiddies to eat HIS favorite, because that’s what God wants.
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  Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

  by UnshackleTheChains in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

  you can't write this stuff.

  right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

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  lastmanstanding

  If we are wrong, and Tony is not exactly what we say he is, then let Tony come forth, come clean, tell us all!
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  Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

  by UnshackleTheChains in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

  you can't write this stuff.

  right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

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  lastmanstanding

  Tony Tony Tony.

  Why did the Nazi war criminals, as Germany was losing the war, jump out of uniform and into farmer's clothes?

  Did they not wish to have a different standard applied to them than the one attached to their positions and claims?

  An Old Testament verse from Zechariah came to mind.

  “On that day every prophet will be ashamed of their prophetic vision. They will not put on a prophet’s garment of hair in order to deceive. 5Each will say, ‘I am not a prophet. I am a farmer; the land has been my livelihood since my youth. a ’ 6If someone asks, ‘What are these wounds on your body b ?’ they will answer, ‘The wounds I was given at the house of my friends.’

  Sure, Tony is a regular guy, he's not a Nazi. He get's to slip out of his Nazi monthly broadcast uniform and go buy booze like Joe Regular. Or maybe Richy Rich.

  We will forget that he claims to be a prophet.

  We will forget that he claims obedience till death.

  We will forget that he tells us to donate our last penny to Watchtower while he goes to spend it.

  We will forget that he belittled us because we wanted to get an education.

  We will forget that he claims human god status.

  .... or will we?
  
  
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  Preparing the sheeple for finally abandoning the significance of 1914

  by under the radar in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  we all know the society would love to get rid of all the problems caused by clinging to 1914 and all they claimed it meant for the last 100+ years.. it looks like they are laying the groundwork for easing away from the whole concept of 1914. this would also let them do away with the ridiculous "overlapping generation" bullcrap.

  what a diaper load that has been.... anyway, the following is from their super secret marching orders for april, 2019. draw your own conclusions.... "3.

  “100 years of faithfulness”: the coordinator of the body of elders, or another elder, should be invited to read the following special announcement.

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  lastmanstanding

  The Watchtower new math.

  It used to be that 2+2=4.

  Thats the old math.

  Similar math was the Watchtower date setting seen below.

  A + B + C = Z.

  Where

  A is -607 and the false and invented date for Babylon.

  B is 2520 , the gymnastics of math from the Watchtower bible

  C is the adjustment for the absence of a zero year from BC to AD

  Z is 1914, Jesus second coming.

  -607 + 2520 + 1 = 1914

  The new math below.

  -607 + 2520 + 1 =approximately 1914, but really 1919

  That’s like 2n+ 2 > 4 and usually 7
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  Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

  by UnshackleTheChains in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

  you can't write this stuff.

  right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

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  lastmanstanding

  It’s not weird at all.
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  Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

  by UnshackleTheChains in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

  you can't write this stuff.

  right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

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  lastmanstanding

  Incognito, your link will deleted
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  Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

  by UnshackleTheChains in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

  you can't write this stuff.

  right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

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  lastmanstanding

  The point is this.

  Jesus said,

  1“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

  So, how does Fat Tony measure others? If the tables were turned...

  I put more weight on the words of those who’s necks are under Fat Tony’s foot.

  A question for those who defend Fat Tony.

  Nothing wrong with a little booze?

  Is there anything wrong with posting here on JWD?

  Jehovah's Witnesses demand identity of online critic
  Read more at https://www.wnd.com/2019/03/jehovahs-witnesses-demand-identity-of-online-critic/#f5GQMCEHZRQjeXCS.99

  ...and what would Fat Tony have done to you if he knew you posted here?
  
  
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  Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

  by UnshackleTheChains in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

  you can't write this stuff.

  right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

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  lastmanstanding

  A soliloquy with Tony.

  After Tony sipped his snifter of scotch, he sat down to read over the monthly broadcast for the next day.

  He thought about how to read it, how he needed to convince 8 million people that they need to die refusing a blood therapy.

  Then he went on to practice the part about convincing the children to give up their ice cream money for him.

  He carefully pronounced every word of the part about “staying a long time with the wine” and laughed. He took another drink.

  Then he finished with the part about education being bad.

  The liquor store is still open he slurred ... I’ll sneak out for a dozen more bottles.