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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
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original reddit post (removed).
DerekMoors

30+ gone after everything that has happened the past few months?
This is no doubt part of the problem... he said nothing about that woman in the UK who was on TV about her JW childhood, he put up his video about Tony Morris's leaked talk later than everyone else and had nothing to really say, and his convention videos are just dull.
Even the Youtube thumbnails are stupid and irritating to look at. (So we can add "graphic designer" to the list of things he can't do.)
Other people are doing it better than him, I've noticed a lot of youtubers are way more professional in their approach, and they don't have the stench of drunken admissions to using prostitutes clinging to them everywhere they go.
As proof, JW Thoughts video on Tony got 35K views, Lloyd's is stagnant at 11K. JW Thoughts video on that anger management drama, 16K views. Lloyd's, less than 3K.
He might pick up a few more patrons this month but I doubt he'll go higher than 507 by end of July.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
DerekMoors

Also interesting that he was at 387 at his lowest and is now at 502. That's just 115 more overall. At this rate he'll be back in the high 300s in 5-6 months and then what?
He had his chance to really go into overdrive with the renewed support, but he got cocky and squandered all that goodwill.
That's excactly it. He had nothing new to offer, I watched a few other Youtubers about the Tony Morris leaked video and they did better than him, at least they didn't ramble on and repeat the same thing six times. No disrespect to any ex-cult member but no one knows those people he's interviewing now, fat chance he'll get anyone of merit or interest any more. Pretty sure he peaked at Leah Remini.
But, instead of putting his brain into how to revive the channel and give it new lilfe, he kept being lazy and wrote a shitty song about his atheism. Loser.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
DerekMoors

Sorry Simon. Wait, not sorry he's still dropping lol...
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
DerekMoors

He's at 506 right now.
My vote would be to let it wobble around for the weekend, maybe see where he's at on Monday. I'm sure a small handfull will re-up or whatever... but as long as he keeps this downward trajectory, my weekend is made. Still curious what he'll do now that he's hovering around that magic "500 or I close shop" number again.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
DerekMoors

The wife (Inna, pronounced EE-nuh) just read over my shoulder and said to put her down for losing 26.
This is fun, we need to do this every month.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
DerekMoors

Good god I also just watched his latest video so you don't have to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJFtjVbBTF4
In the middle he complains about how Morris isn't prepared for being on camera, he just rambles while complaining about the same thing.
He adds nothing to the conversation, just "wow this didn't age well..." while talking about Morris being booted from the GB like a dozen times.
At the end he makes a comment about the GB being abusive and "judgmental." Yeah, with the same mouth he uses to say anyone who doesn't think it's okay that he visits the human sex slave capital of the world is still in the JW mindset.
Fucking ugly hypocrite.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
DerekMoors

I was poking around on his channel and notice that he's doing good to crack 4000-5000 views per video. Obviously more for convention rebuttals and calls but even they don't tend to reach 20K.
The wife started a little jokes YouTube channel last month, she hasn't gotten 600 subscribers yet (yes she wants to get to 1000 so she can monetize eventually) but some of her videos have reached 3K, 6K, and more. One is even at 45K already:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QleBo_hAEKs
Literally, a short video with design fails just to give you some distraction is already beating out the ex-JW master.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
DerekMoors

He's actually at 529.
I would love to be one of the many flies on the wall of his hovel apartment to see how he must be shitting bricks right about now. It's not just the number, it's that he's falling backward again when he thought he'd be sitting on a golden ex-JW throne and ruling the world by now.
Suck it Lloyd. FAFO. Get it tattoed on your forehead if you must. Better yet, put it on your nose, a lot more space there.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
DerekMoors

LOL ... pretty sure I could win a cage fight with that fat grease stain any day.
I'm gonna say he'll lose 25 but gain back... let's say 8.
So lose 17 total, taking him to 513 by the end of next week.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
DerekMoors

He's at 530 patrons and it's not even the end of the month when there's always a drop-off. We need to start a betting pool as to how low he'll go into next month and what he'll do then. 500 was his magical "threatening to close up shop" breaking point and we all know he'll be hovering around there by this time next week.
Lloyd, since you're reading this, go get a real job you fucking loser. You're ugly, your hair is ugly, you can't sing, you're irrelevent, and nobody of any substance likes you.