but claims he 'dated' a sex-worker?
Let's put that together for a minute. He goes to Thailand and just somehow meets a sex worker. Where? How? He doesn't know anyone there so it's not like a friend introduced them.
Let's pretend he didn't go to a brothel. So where else would you meet someone who happens to be a sex worker? A strip club?
Okay, so he goes to a strip club and gets a lap dance or whatever and starts talking to this woman.She would need to be someone so attractive that she can work as a stripper/sex worker.
This very attractive woman is so enthralled with this fat, ugly neck beard with nothing going for him except knowing some things about a stupid little religion no one gives two shits about that she actually dates him? Like all above board, no money for favors, just going for dinner and drinks and talking and maybe on the 2nd or 3rd date or so they decide to snog.
Meanwhile, she's also still stripping and doing her sex working job but ligitemately dating Lloyd because he's so attractive and kind and good to her and she really enjoys his company.
Yep, completely plausible.
The only other option is that he legit met her at a restaurant or club or whatever, not knowing she was a sex worker.
Sure.
He admits to frequenting prostitutes for years in Croatia but wouldn't you know it, what a weird coincidence, a woman he just happened to meet in a bar, you won't believe this, she's a sex worker. Weird, right? I mean, what are the odds that he would just strike up a conversation with a random woman and lo and behold, you won't believe what she does for a living. Accountant? Nope. Restaurant hostess? Wrong again. Flight attendant? Bank manager? Teacher? Doctor? Nurse? Writer? Artist? Bartender? Seamstress?
Oh, and this coincidental sex worker was also totally okay with dating an ugly foreigner in town only for a few weeks. He didn't at all, wasn't even tempted, to hire her professional services while he was there. Yeah he did that back home, repeatedly, but this time it was different. This time it was real dating and she just coincidentailly happened to be a prostitute on the side. It was all a lovely relationship... for a month.
How the fuck stupid do you need to be to believe that crap?