@Toblerone 5 Not a problem, although it was someone else on this forum who suggested trying to find an attorney through a site like Upwork... It was their suggestion that made the lightbulb go off as the wife has been a freelancer for decades and already had an account on Upwork so we thought we'd give it a shot.
Honestly, the gods or whomever must have been on our side as that attorney we hired was the only one qualified who answered our ad. She was also incredibly helpful and professional. I'm sure Lloyd thought he could keep things quiet and confidential and no one would be the wiser if he didn't share any documents, he probably didn't figure that - surprise surprise to the bleached blond tub of lard - other people listed in a suit have rights to see what someone filed.
BTW, the wife posted the ad and spoke to the attorney at length before bringing Kim in, then Kim was the one to talk to the attorney once she understood what we needed, and the attorney was a woman. Mister Misogyny got his balls busted by a gaggle of ladies. As Nelson Muntz would say, ha ha!