A day in the life ...
Dijana: "Can you bring that last bag of shopping in Lloyd?"
Lloyd: "How much? Make me an offer ..."
D: "But it's just a bag of grocer--"
L: "Do not demean me, woman! Carrying bags into the house is my life's work, and I won't let you bully me into giving up! My efforts matter too much!"
D: "Oh, goodness! I'll do it myse--"
L: "Trying to steal my thunder? How dare you! Push me aside and grab all the glory for yourself? Is that how it works?"
D: *slams the door shut, leaving L outside*
L: "So now I see how it is! Sorry dear, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to add you to the litigation!"
D: *props a chair against the door...
L: *starts producing a 90 minute video for his Patreons. "Dee-anner is shunning me. All I wanted to do was help with the groceries, but she is claiming that is woman's work. It is all Watchtower's fault that I can't be a better husband and father..."