"Was there a baptism? Hope low numbers too."
715 attendance, 2 dunked. One about twelve, one about eighteen. Less than .3 %, must have been some of that TREMENDOUS GROWTH they kept yapping about!
today i attended a one-day assembly in my hometown.
i knew when it came time to read the afternoon expenses that it would be an incredibly high and ridiculous amount that was nowhere near the real expenses for that day.
sure enough, after lunch came the announcement.
"Was there a baptism? Hope low numbers too."
715 attendance, 2 dunked. One about twelve, one about eighteen. Less than .3 %, must have been some of that TREMENDOUS GROWTH they kept yapping about!
today i attended a one-day assembly in my hometown.
i knew when it came time to read the afternoon expenses that it would be an incredibly high and ridiculous amount that was nowhere near the real expenses for that day.
sure enough, after lunch came the announcement.
I cannot stomach giving a run down on the ASSembly I was at today, as I have in the past.
But a few things stood out. They started with an aprox. $14,600 surplus, and by the time they got done sending the required tithe to "mother", paid for the site expenses (rented) etc. added "contributions at this time", they had a grand total left of a $949.00 surplus. "we thank you brothers (idiots) for your generous spirit in taking the opportunity to show Jehovah your appreciation for this ASSembly by placing your contributions in the conveniently placed boxes."
Other than that most of it was the SOS. Give more, do more, study more, pray more, less education, less secular work, less social contacts, less charity, less technology unless it is JDubya dot org or JDubya TV.
who is a spiritual man according to wtbts?.
this post will resonate most with people who have been long associated with jws and have seen a dramatic change in the spirituality of traveling overseers over the years..
how does a man get appointed as a circuit overseer?
"How does a MAN get appointed as a Circuit Overseer?"
It's not what you know. . .it's who you know.
It's not who you know. . .it's who you blow.
It's not what you do. . .it's who you do.
Did I miss any others?
while many think that the ruling is good for the gays and their response is: how does that affect your marriage; then on the other side the religious people cry god and sinners.
but both are missing the forest through the trees.. the problem with the ruling is that which is discussed here so many times.
five unelected federal officials decided on policy for the whole country, running roughshod over every democratic principle.
@Viviane
I didn't think so.
Perhaps a joke would help improve your disposition?
What is the difference between a woman with PMS and a rabid pit bull?
Jewelry.
You are welcome,
Just for fun I had a jwtalk account. The typical JDubya's there are rabid worshipers of men. Of course one cannot be too worshipful, or you will be banned for that too.Reading the linked post I imagine that was sarcasm on the part of the newbie, and he will be banned in two or three more comments for "not being a good fit."
while many think that the ruling is good for the gays and their response is: how does that affect your marriage; then on the other side the religious people cry god and sinners.
but both are missing the forest through the trees.. the problem with the ruling is that which is discussed here so many times.
five unelected federal officials decided on policy for the whole country, running roughshod over every democratic principle.
@Viviane
Not wading into this pointless back-and-forth argument that neither side can win, but I wonder have you ever made any comment to another person on here that was polite, and positive?
A simple yes, or no without snarky comebacks would be great, if you can do it.
2005...three billion people live on less than $2.50 a day.
at least 80% of humanity lives on less.
than $10.00 a day.
new here... been lurking for some time now.... i still serve... but with each passing day, it gets harder and harder.
i'm slowly... slowly working on my wife (i call her mrs. hardcore) and even my m-i-l (who taught my wife how to be hardcore).
making some amazing progress... they are still hardcore... but unrecognizable from a couple years ago!.
"...if you stick to the Bible, what can they really say?"
If it's good for a gibbering body member to say that, surely I can say it too!
2005...three billion people live on less than $2.50 a day.
at least 80% of humanity lives on less.
than $10.00 a day.
You tell me , do God give a damn?
In one word. . .NO!
i have looked at the jw talk forums every now and again.
is it any use making a profile to get in?
mainly just to laugh at the pathetic discussion that they carry on with.
I slipped on over there some time ago and created a profile. Funny thing was I parroted all the governing pope worshiping buIIshlt on any comment I made and those assholes still banned me, even though NOTHING I said was against their cult mantra's!
I even used my name and they ASSumed it was fake!
Well they put the final nail in the coffin containing the last vestiges of any desire to be associated with those assholes, thank GOD! Now I will be even more forceful in my comments at the meetings I must endure for the sake of family in this "captive" religion!
I hope they all rot and burn in hell when they get there!