stan livedeath
ive been married 4 times--so far !
You know in one of my calls to replace a toilet, the owner was 103 years old and his wife was 70ish. I asked how long they had been married. I was thinking he was going to say something like 50 plus years. But instead he had only been married 7 years. WTF! That means he was around 96 when he tied the knot.
So I asked him if he was married before? He said yes. I asked him how long was he married before this one. He said 4 years. WTF!
Come to find out he had been married 11 times over his life.
I asked him if marriage was the key to living longer and being happy?
He said NO!
He said that if that was the case, the majority of people that are married would be living over 100 years of age which is NOT THE CASE.
He said the key to living LONG and HAPPY is learning to be happy with yourself and not needing anyone or anything to make you happy.
So I asked him; then why did you marry so many times??
He said; "Well basically because I like Blonds, Redheads, Brunnetts, -----and he kept on going.
He told me; "When your girl leaves you-----just get another one!!!!
Stan--you are going to live a longgggg Time-------just like William Shatner.