JWs do give gifts on birthdays.
Just not on the anniversaries of birthdays.
Just like they give gifts on wedding days.
But not on the anniversaries of wedding days.
What?
They do?
man, did i get that evil look from everyone around me.
they said because he was to be king, and all of the kings received gifts on their birthday, and how dare i presume to be like jesus.
i was confused.
JWs do give gifts on birthdays.
Just not on the anniversaries of birthdays.
Just like they give gifts on wedding days.
But not on the anniversaries of wedding days.
What?
They do?
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why do we all look the same when we went out in service?.
Is that the same as the Pioneer stroll?
5 years to become a master member!!
i don't know why, but i felt a bit low today.
i had the blues this morning, and just couldn't shake them off.
i'm usually quite chatty, but i have been very quiet today, and it wasn't long before dedpoet noticed.
Give me his name and address and I'll send the boys round. Missing the football. . . It's blokes like that who make life hell for the rest of us!
this was great fun.
someone here suggested it, so i did it.. i printed up auld soul's easy to follow instructions to the un website and a website address for 'the guardian' article and put it in gas cap doors.
there are many that can be opened from the outside of the car.
LOL!
I'd just said to Sad Emo here at work that if I worked in the hospital I'd be following the JW, one reception area behind, removing them and struggling to contain my laughter!
this was great fun.
someone here suggested it, so i did it.. i printed up auld soul's easy to follow instructions to the un website and a website address for 'the guardian' article and put it in gas cap doors.
there are many that can be opened from the outside of the car.
Does it leave you with a nice warm feeling inside Fullof Doubtnow!?
It really makes me laugh when I think of someone putting 50 mags on their report and telling the cong what a great work they're doing!
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this morning the speaker was late and they had to change the wachtower study with the public talk.. the young elder introducing this, was maybe a bit nervous of this happening (although it is certainly not the first time this year), and told that the public intercourse of the wachttower study would be held first, instead of the public discourse.
I once interviewed a pioneer who said that he was pioneering because he felt it was the right thing to do while he was young and full of youthful virility, quickly corrected to vitality.
It was my best mate. For a second there was a look of total horror in his eyes and then I just burst out laughing and couldn't stop.
Fortunately our cong were howling too. I never let him forget it.
this was great fun.
someone here suggested it, so i did it.. i printed up auld soul's easy to follow instructions to the un website and a website address for 'the guardian' article and put it in gas cap doors.
there are many that can be opened from the outside of the car.
I go un-witnessing.
When I'm in the hospital I go round all the magazine tables and remove all the WTs and AWs. When I've got a big bundle I take them to the car and put them in my re-cycling pile.
Ditto dentist and doctors surgery.
Not turned in a report yet
i was doing some web surfing and catching up on my reading and came upon a post i hope may help some lurkers and seekers understand better what they are getting themselves into or may have already gotten into, by studying the bible with jws.. i surely hope it is not going against any rule to copy/paste this.
i will not include anything but the text.
i will say though that it is from a longstanding exjw support board that can be found here:.
Think it depends what the disfellowshipping was for Supersonic.
Sexual stuff, drinking, fraud, imprisonment. . . I think you'd find plenty of families who still "talk" to the df'd one.
"Apostasy" now that's a different kettle of fish.
"Hi brothers, I'm having a barbeque this weekend, bring the family and any friends you like. Oh don't mind Uncle Apostate in the corner, He's harmless!! "
good morning to all,
i have a copy of the new pssb on word.doc.
has this been posted by anyone else?
Under no circumstances should anyone who is not a pioneer be reading this book. Give it back immediately.
In order to qualify as a pioneer you should be doing 100, 90, 70 hours per month (note the speeding up as we approach the end)