... or keep shrinking, until they are down to just a the Governing Body and their wives (Eva Braun figures) in a small basement office (i.e. bunker) in a really bad section of Brooklyn, handing out Kool-Aid as part of the "washing our robes white" process.
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do you think that there is a big exodus due from t
by dannywalsh ini dont know about you guys but im starting to get the feeling that a big fallaway is on the cards in the wt world what with all the recent scandals and the advent of the internet , information is so readily available to those in developed countries ,i feel that especially in developed nations the wt will suffer huge losses due to apathy and their extreme stand on so many issues, that many will become sick and tired of the wt treadmill of life which is so far away from the simplistic beauty of biblical christianity what do you think?
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The Worst Conundrum EVER!
by SYN infolks, this is a bad one.
there's this guy i know, we'll call him placebo for now, as that's his nick online, who i'm pretty good friends with.
he comes to our monthly graphics programmer meetups that we have in johannesburg quite a lot.
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Seriously though, remember, he is a VICTIM! Treat him as such.
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The Worst Conundrum EVER!
by SYN infolks, this is a bad one.
there's this guy i know, we'll call him placebo for now, as that's his nick online, who i'm pretty good friends with.
he comes to our monthly graphics programmer meetups that we have in johannesburg quite a lot.
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Ask him (innocently, of course):
Hey, last time we met, you said you are JW. I was curious and did some research. Tell me, do you guys still believe that the white race is superious to the black race? (http://quotes.jehovahswitnesses.com/racism.htm)???
No? OOooohhhh.... that was changed by new light, eh? So do you still believe that God lives on the star Alcyone, in the Plaedies? (http://quotes.jehovahswitnesses.com/ideas.htm).
No? Oooooohhhhh.... that changed to. I see. Tell me then, do you still believe that Jesus presence began invisibly in 1874??? (http://quotes.jehovahswitnesses.com/1874.htm)?
No? Ooooohhhh... now 1914 is the date for that. I see.
Well do you still believe that Oral Sex with your spouse is bad, wrong, and evil? (http://quotes.jehovahswitnesses.com/oral.htm)
Sort of? Oooohhhh... so it is still evil, but is no longer policed. A sort of "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
Hmmm.... well, I tell you what. I'll wait until some "new light" makes Oral Sex "normal" instead of "evil but not enforced". Call me when it happens!!! :)
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Witnesses at my door
by Kep injust thought i would share my saturday morning experience.. my partner and i were sitting on the porch having our morning ciggie when we saw a car up our street.
it was them.. 9.30am, their 1st door, the dude and his mrs are strolling up my drive and he yells a gidday as he approaches.
i then said to him that this house should be recorded as a do not call on your map.
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JamesT said:
If your goal was to strengthen and reinforce their beliefs in themselves as God's chosen and the rest of the world as being Satan's, then you did a swell job. Congratulations.
However, in my opinion you wasted a grand opportunity to plant a few seeds of brotherly enlightenment.
I would have to agree with this sentiment. (Sorry Kep! ) The way I look at it: that could have been my mother (a victim of this cult) and you did not take advantage of the opportunity to rescue my victimized mother. I am speaking hpothetically here, my mother has never been to NZ. Not trying to provoke a fight here, just taking the contrarian position.
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What would you do?
by Beans inwhen i was a young jw i always wanted to have christmas as i always felt i was missing out!
so i convinced my presiding overseer father that we should have a day where we exchange gifts like in the spring or something.
so he thought about it and said that it would be ok and we did this and it was called present day.
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Hey, how come my family never got PRESENT DAY!!!!!
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Stumped and Bambuzled my Sister
by Beans inthe other night i was talking with my sister on the phone and i asked her if she had ever questioned her faith?
my heart was pumping as i wasn't sure what her reaction would be, but she was so open and spoke freely with me and even as i brought up topics about the jw's as she is one she kept listening.
i'm sure it helped that i was only using watchtower quotes as she really could not dispute as it is what the slave has provided.. interestingly as a baptized jw she still didn't seem confident that jehovah would let her into the "magic kingdom" and she mentioned that she would only hope he would let her in.
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Lets hope that reason will prevail over illogic, fear, and superstition.
You are doing some fine work there, Beans!
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Great Tribulations Starts December 20, 2002
by proplog2 in2300 days from december 20 2002 brings you to april 8 2009. april.
8, 2009 is nisan 14 - memorial /passover.
daniel 8:13 "and i got to hear a certain holy one speaking and.
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OK, now I'm getting concerned. Very concerned. Does anyone know how to contact this guy, just to make sure he is OK?
I've never send email to proplog2 before, so I don't know if the address he lists here is valid, but...
I emailed him and it BOUNCED:
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The original message was received at Sat, 21 Dec 2002 10:55:19 -0500 (EST)
from h000.c000.snv.cp.net [209.228.32.64]
*** ATTENTION ***
Your e-mail is being returned to you because there was a problem with its
delivery. The address which was undeliverable is listed in the section
labeled: "----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----".
The reason your mail is being returned to you is listed in the section
labeled: "----- Transcript of Session Follows -----".
The line beginning with "<<<" describes the specific reason your e-mail could
not be delivered. The next line contains a second error message which is a
general translation for other e-mail servers.
Please direct further questions regarding this message to your e-mail
administrator.
--AOL Postmaster
<[email protected]>
----- Transcript of session follows -----
... while talking to air-xd04.mail.aol.com.:
>>> RCPT To:<[email protected]>
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Great Tribulations Starts December 20, 2002
by proplog2 in2300 days from december 20 2002 brings you to april 8 2009. april.
8, 2009 is nisan 14 - memorial /passover.
daniel 8:13 "and i got to hear a certain holy one speaking and.
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Ugh, good question Scully.
Let's hope he didn't do anything irrational. Let's hope he just went on JWD hiatus and is not too embarrased to come back.
Let's hope. Wouldn't want any "self induced" end times.
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Great Tribulations Starts December 20, 2002
by proplog2 in2300 days from december 20 2002 brings you to april 8 2009. april.
8, 2009 is nisan 14 - memorial /passover.
daniel 8:13 "and i got to hear a certain holy one speaking and.
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Well, last night I was out with Beans, Kismet, and DGM celebrating my and Bean's birthday. So I guess we did our part to help fulfill the scripture about "in that day they will be celebrating and saying eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we will die." Sorry Proplog2, I did my best to "fulfill the scripture". I mean, we were DRINKING and EATING, and there was some serious MERRYMENT.
Glad to see I'm not the only one that remembered to bookmark and check back on your silly, inane prediction.
In this thread a few week ago, you said:
I have been overcome by the seduction of prophecy. This is a situation where you spend your whole life looking for something to happen. You join in ridiculing those who take a stab at predicting something when it falls flat. But at some point you just feel you have to say something. That's what I've done. It really isn't very complicated.
Well, like an alcholic, admiting it to yourself is the first step to recovery. I hope you continue your recovery. You seem to have a great understanding of how others view you. I simply don't understand how you can fall victim to the "seduction of prophecy" when you yourself "ridicule those who take a stab at predicting." Did you think your prediction would warrant a different reaction from us?
But at some point you just feel you have to say something.
Um..... WHY????? What possible motive could there be for you? You've seen EVERY OTHER preidction fail. It always results in pain and embarrassment, never pleasure. Why on earth do you feel the need to say something? If your answer is because "I've been seduced by prophecy, and think I know the answer/future" doesn't that whole "no one knows the day/hour" thing make it clear that, by definition, your prediction HAS TO BE WRONG, no matter what, since NO ONE (even you) knows the day/hour?
Frankly, I hope I am wrong because you only have one chance in the prophecy business. If you hit it wrong you're out of the business - you become an unreliable source.
Your hope (to be wrong) came true. Does that count as a minor prophetic fulfillment? My clear "prediction" that you would be completely wrong came true. I guess, all things considered, I'm a better prophet than you!
Either I get it right or I get it wrong. No debates and arguments.
You can't slink out of a serving of HUMBLE PIE that easily, no sir!
If nothing happens - its over and I will then have more time for things that are rewarding in a monetary sense.
You always had the time, you just wasted it by being consumed by the "seduction of prophecy". What a waste of the last ten years of your life. But the future does not equal the past. Please learn from this and move on to a really productive life!
See all of you around Dec 20
Where the heck are you, anyway? Maybe you slept in, assuming that any normal week-end chores would be put off due to the Big Nuke?
Edited to add: you never answered my question: what did you do, if anything, to prepare? What's that? NOTHING? I guess not even you believed your prediction. Not too surprising that no one else did either.
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Watchtower says "BEAT your CHILDREN!"
by UnDisfellowshipped inthe watchtower february 1st 1956 issue, page 95:.
the watchtower february 1st 1960 issue, page 80:.
the watchtower august 1st 1962 issue, page 460:.
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I agree that these quotes are old and out-of-date.
However, I would be interested to learn -- and keen to included at the Quotes website -- if there has been any official retraction/reversal of this policy. If there has not been, then technically this attitude remains "on the books".
Also, as stated at the Quotes FAQ, the site is a compilation of interesting and/or significan WT quotes, not a place to (necessarily) find current JW beliefs. I feel the quote is significant because (A) it was published in the name of "Jehovah's Channel of communication to mankind" and sold as "spiritual truth" and (B) I know of JWs who still believe that "spare the rod and spoil the child" gives them licence to use the belt, or worse, on their kids.
Either way, the quote is provided without editorial or commentary, so as always, I invite you to draw your own conclusions!
P.S. Undisfellowshipped, thanks for the "plug".