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  Time for a 'bad joke' thread (groan)

  by Simon in

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  how does bob marley like his doughnuts?.

  .. .. "wi jammin"

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  • Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
  • They're making headlines!

  • What do you say when a dog runs away?
  • Dog-gone!

  • Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
  • They all have phones.

  • What do you call a clock on the moon?
  • A lunartick.

  I stole a futon from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have been lying low.

  And the best yet!................

  I came home the other day to find my girlfriend dipping twenty dollar bills in batter and frying them. I said, "There you go again, frittering our money away!"

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  NWT says Jesus is NOT Michael !!!

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  daniel's visitor (dan.

  "man clothed in linen, with his hips girded with gold" (dan.

  10:5) "son of man, clothed in a garment that reached down to his feet, and girded... with a golden girdle" (rev.

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  Thinker,

  The way I see it is that- God sent both the Angel and Michael !?

  Am I missing the point?

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  A Theme For The Barbie?

  by Englishman in

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  i was just wondering if it would be fun to have a theme at my barbie this year.

  you know, something like the texas "out of the cult and into the kilt" sort of thing.. maybe a german beer keller theme or a football shirt theme, whatever?.

  what do you reckon?.

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  Steve

  Who moderates this board, anyway?

  You are not upset really are you?

  I only mentioned the words Nude and Sausage!

  It was only a joke.............I carn't tell if you comments were light heartedly or not.

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  Marriage Proposal

  by YoursChelbie in

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  as some of you may know, jeff aka gopher and myself have been living together since last summer.

  well he popped the question to me this past wednesday night and i said "yes!".

  what i think i need now is a lot of support from our friends in this forum.

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  Congratulations to U both!

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  It's my birthday, born May 3, 1956.

  by Sadie5 in

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  it will be a busy day today, so the kids put together a little celebration for me last night.

  the eleven year old baked a cake.

  it was chocolate with green frosting and sprinkles.

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  A Theme For The Barbie?

  by Englishman in

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  i was just wondering if it would be fun to have a theme at my barbie this year.

  you know, something like the texas "out of the cult and into the kilt" sort of thing.. maybe a german beer keller theme or a football shirt theme, whatever?.

  what do you reckon?.

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  What about a Nude barbie?!

  Would give the words......."pass me a sausage" a new meaning!

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  Post your ........Funny Pics!

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  Looking For that Special Holiday Location??

  by Latte in

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  http://www.rosemeadgh.co.uk/

  you really can't go wrong.

  book early so as not to be dissapointed!.

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  Flippin Rip Off Merchants..............Or is it just me? Well I am from Yorkshire! £6 for breakfast at them accommodation prices!.................Wonder if CO's go free?
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  Post your ........Funny Pics!

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  One more.............
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