Sparlock

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  Hello - My story

  by Sparlock in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have been lurking on site for some days and thought i would share my story.. i am a warrior wizard, who has had dealings with a jehovah's witness family.

  reading through the posts here i realise that these people shun those those who have left the organisation, that is very sad.

  i was never even given the chance to become a member.

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  Sparlock

  Pams Girl I didn't answer questions?

  Do you plan to visit Caleb in the future?

  No but he will remember me when he finally rebels and leaves the Cult! He will trun to the black arts and start to smoke strange herbs.

  What of the bin, what else was in there?

  Lots of healthy vegetable snacks cut into perfect sticks! An empty box of floor cleaner, and lots of unplaced Washtowels and asleeps.

  Are there more of your kind?

  I am unique - although I believe there is a facebook conspiracy to make me some Brothers and Sisters.

  Do you have family still in?

  Barbie and Gi Joe have never shown any interest in the Cult!

  What, exactly, are your powers?

  I make Jehovah sad!

  Im looking forward to getting to know you!

  Let me finish with Smurfette first!
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  Hello - My story

  by Sparlock in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have been lurking on site for some days and thought i would share my story.. i am a warrior wizard, who has had dealings with a jehovah's witness family.

  reading through the posts here i realise that these people shun those those who have left the organisation, that is very sad.

  i was never even given the chance to become a member.

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  Sparlock

  S&R I am out of the Bin as I stated above.

  Breakfast of Champs - I am made of plastic - there is a limit to my powers!

  Black Sheep - the Fluffful & Indiscreet ones can sit on my upturned wand!

  Loubelle - this is only the beginning

  Jim TX - Caleb's mother is suffering her own kind of hell - she has to wash the floor in the Doggy Position!

  Broken Promises - Thank you for the welcome.

  Granny - I love you!!!
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  Sparlock just cost me a holiday...

  by snare&racket in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i changed my fb profile pic to sparlock and liked him.... i am no longer worthy to attend a camping trip lol.

  maybe i should use the time to make an animation... it's dark and quiet in a family backyard when all of a sudden... the garbage bin begins to rattle.

  a 'knock, knock, knock.

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  Sparlock

  I am sorry I cost you a Holiday!
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  Sparlock ? Can somebody ,in a nutshell explain this ? to us oldies ! What does it have to do with the WTB&TS

  by smiddy in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i`m sorry but i am having trouble digesting what is happening here , is it jw of origin ?

  what`s it`s message ?

  who is it targeted at ?

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  Sparlock

  Honesty - I was never given the opportunity to pioneer. I could have been so good, my magic would have impressed the householder and if they rejected the message, I would have use my warrior skills to eliminate them.
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  Hello - My story

  by Sparlock in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have been lurking on site for some days and thought i would share my story.. i am a warrior wizard, who has had dealings with a jehovah's witness family.

  reading through the posts here i realise that these people shun those those who have left the organisation, that is very sad.

  i was never even given the chance to become a member.

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  Sparlock

  Baltar - do you possess magic? Are you a warrior?
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  Hello - My story

  by Sparlock in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have been lurking on site for some days and thought i would share my story.. i am a warrior wizard, who has had dealings with a jehovah's witness family.

  reading through the posts here i realise that these people shun those those who have left the organisation, that is very sad.

  i was never even given the chance to become a member.

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  Sparlock

  My name makes Jehovah Sad! You don't want to make Jehovah sad, do you Oompa?
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  Sparlock ? Can somebody ,in a nutshell explain this ? to us oldies ! What does it have to do with the WTB&TS

  by smiddy in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i`m sorry but i am having trouble digesting what is happening here , is it jw of origin ?

  what`s it`s message ?

  who is it targeted at ?

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  3. 
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  Sparlock
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  Hello - My story

  by Sparlock in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have been lurking on site for some days and thought i would share my story.. i am a warrior wizard, who has had dealings with a jehovah's witness family.

  reading through the posts here i realise that these people shun those those who have left the organisation, that is very sad.

  i was never even given the chance to become a member.

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  Sparlock

  Hi Jemba - Great advice except one thing.

  Papa Smurf hates me too. You can see from my photo, I took one of his beloved smurfettes and showed her a life of depravity.
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  Hello - My story

  by Sparlock in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have been lurking on site for some days and thought i would share my story.. i am a warrior wizard, who has had dealings with a jehovah's witness family.

  reading through the posts here i realise that these people shun those those who have left the organisation, that is very sad.

  i was never even given the chance to become a member.

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  Sparlock

  Who's bloody picture is that, and how do i change it?
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  Hello - My story

  by Sparlock in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have been lurking on site for some days and thought i would share my story.. i am a warrior wizard, who has had dealings with a jehovah's witness family.

  reading through the posts here i realise that these people shun those those who have left the organisation, that is very sad.

  i was never even given the chance to become a member.

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  Sparlock

  I have been lurking on site for some days and thought I would share my story.

  I am a warrior wizard, who has had dealings with a Jehovah's Witness family. Reading through the posts here I realise that these people shun those those who have left the organisation, that is very sad. I was never even given the chance to become a member. I was in the house for less than a day and was disfellowshipped, by the bitch mother! Apparently without saying anything, I was deemed a bad influence, simply by being what I am, a plastic warrior wizard!

  My disfellowshipping was somewhat different to others described here. No elders, no Judicial, no appeal. I was simply DUMPED!! Yes thrown into a bin. Has anyone ever heard of this type of punishment before. Thankfully my magic powers enabled me to escape, I still smell of rotten carrot sticks, and my ego is battered, but I am OK.

  Anyway I am here now, and I hope you will you provide me with word of support.

  Sparlock