Car automated system: "Sir, we will not be able to park in the spot you requested due to spacing of the vehicles in front and behind."
Me: "Do it anyway, there will be a 2 ft space in the front and a 2 ft space in the rear."
Car automated system: "I'm sorry Sir, but I cannot allow this maneuver. The local jurisdiction says a vehicle must be at least 2 1/2 feet away from other vehicles while parked."
Me: Hits manual over ride and parks my car the way I want.
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Me: "Auto car, see that street cart at the next corner? Please run over the cart."
Car automated system: "Sir that maneuver is not legal."
Me: Hits manual over ride and wipes out the brochure cart on my next right turn. LOL
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Me: "Auto car, turn into MacDonald's 1 block ahead."
Car automated system: "Sir your diet app says you have already exceeded your daily intake of calories today. I will pull into Jamba Juice instead, so that you my have a smoothie."
Me: "Never mind Auto car, Pull into the next junk yard." (Drops off car and walks to nearest Chevy dealership and buys a pickup.