Posts by Solzhenitsyn

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Unique JW Phrases 101

by Solzhenitsyn in

what unique to jws phrases do you remember?

something fun for those of us taught to speak an entirely unique and pure language.

there have been posts in the past in this forum but perhaps some have new ones after having kept up with jehovah's chariot as the light gets brighter.

Solzhenitsyn

What unique to JWs phrases do you remember?

Something Fun for those of us taught to speak an entirely unique and pure language. There have been posts in the past in this forum but perhaps some have new ones after having kept up with Jehovah's chariot as the light gets brighter.

"So you were molested and didn't have another witness to the crime? Well I'm sorry but you should just...[everyone altogether now...!"]...leave it in Jehovah's hands."

"We'll Tom, me and brother Narcissimo camped out in the bushes at your girlfriends house, and you stayed the entire night. I understand you say nothing happened but we will now form a judicial committee. You should have just raped her behind the hall, denied it, and then you wouldn't be in this predicament. We hope you'll humbly accept Jehovah's correction from us who have earned the trust of the congregation"

"Put on the new personality"

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"Did The Straps Hurt the Tree?"

by Solzhenitsyn in

https://tv.jw.org/#en/mediaitems/latestvideos/pub-pk_36_video.

caleb = tree.

strap = discipline .

Solzhenitsyn

https://tv.jw.org/#en/mediaitems/LatestVideos/pub-pk_36_VIDEO

Caleb = Tree

Strap = Discipline

Ahh yes...the flashbacks of me getting whipped in the KH bathroom and at home, watching my JW peers getting whipped, and then since I was raised in the WT ~~utopia~~ dystopia...me whipping my own children while they were still in diapers. Sickening.

The JW propaganda machine does an incredible job of saying "we don't advocate physical discipline". So why then did the majority of us born in's get physically beat and grow up to engage in it ourselves?

Wait...wait for it... OK All Together Now: Because we were in a destructive CULT!

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09-2019 Monthly Broadcast

by Solzhenitsyn in

underwhelming as usual.

of note is the ridiculous amount of time spent encouraging the r&f to "do the math" on various chronologies.

oh if only they would do the math from their own publications on the error of 607/1914.

Solzhenitsyn

Underwhelming as usual.

Of note is the ridiculous amount of time spent encouraging the R&F to "do the math" on various chronologies.

Oh if only they would do the math from their own publications on the error of 607/1914. I'd love to be around when/if that village burns down.

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Hurricane in the Bahamas

by zeb in

winds of over 300 k an hour my heart goes out to you..

Solzhenitsyn

Thankfully, https://www.jw.org/en/ is capitalizing on the storm.

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Jw's mentioned in shows

by days of future passed in

have you ever been watching a show and suddenly, there's a reference to jehovah's witnesses?

i was watching an english mystery show from a while back and the main character hetty, was giving a list of religions that could have drawn off a young girl.

one of the "fringe" groups was tada - jehovah's witnesses.. there is plenty of other more well known clips like snl coneheads being approached by fake jw's.

Solzhenitsyn

My Favorite = Coneheads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkvIlrLiy9o

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If You Could Pick Just One Title Of A Song That Would Describe Your Life

by The Bethelite in

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friends

what would it be?.

mine would be "rocket man" by elton john.

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Solzhenitsyn

BEFORE exiting the JW Cult:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

AFTER leaving the JW Cult:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acbcKrnnJAk

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JW Mentality vs. North Korean Mentality

by Solzhenitsyn in

holy crap at the similarities!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgvc5ex6riq .

>very much monitored.

Solzhenitsyn

Holy crap at the similarities!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGVc5ex6RiQ

>Very much monitored

>You maintain boundaries in your mind

>The higher up you go the less freedom you have

>If you are openly dissatisfied you will become a target

>Don't raise questions or face persecution. Keep your mouth shut.

>Defecting is dangerous

>Defecting is individually a "long story" and usually thought about for a long time. Including how to get my family out as well. Lots of thought before the actual defection.

>When you leave you are a criminal and there is no communication with relatives still in

>Somebody should do something to effect change

>Afraid of the regime AND afraid of each other

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Why are they still so obsessed with Dr Spock?

by purrpurr in

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comment in today's wt, was about dr spock, and his book "that every parent in the world read" apparently (!).

if it wasn't for the wt's obsessions with the guy i would have no idea who he was, neither i suspect would the vast majority of the congregation.

there has been a mass of parenting books written since and yet they keep harking back to this one.. do they have no idea how out of touch this makes them seem?.

Solzhenitsyn

Dr. Spocks book "baby and childcare" was revised like 15 times over the years. This is the angle the WT capitalizes on...."Man made books need revision and the Bible never needs to be revised."

Funny...the NWT HAS been revised more than once.

Such a load of crap.

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Faithful and Prudent slave? read somewhere that the discreet was going to change to Prudent.

by goingthruthemotions in

read on one of the forums, and maybe this one that the gb are going to start calling themselves the faithful and prudent slave.

my pimi brainwashed wife wouldn't bat an eyelash if they started calling themselves this.

to her it would be new light and they could do nothing wrong.. but, how the not so brainwashed flock take this change?

Solzhenitsyn

Prudent? No, no....its Prudish. F&DS changing to Prudish.

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Does anyone think that Dubbers buy up old publications to destroy?

by rockemsockem in

i see that there is a lot of people bidding on and buying the more controversial publications.

it could be all due to people who have left the cult and want to read it as published the crazy things or prove it to a family member.

but i wonder if anyone has ever heard of individuals buying up to remove something from the public.

Solzhenitsyn

JWs treat doubting, faded, and d/f'ed members just like all their old publications.