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  Jesus died for US...technically

  by enigma1863 in

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  for god so loved the world he gave his only begotten son and then took him back.

  that's not love, its a big legal loophole.

  people have technically died in the past, and by the standards of diagnosing death in bible times you could definitely beat 48 hrs and return.

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  http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=54818

  Read the story on Angelo Hays... And that was in the twentieth century.

  In the first century:

  If he's not breathing he's dead.If he stinks he's dead.
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  Jesus died for US...technically

  by enigma1863 in

  1. watchtower
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  for god so loved the world he gave his only begotten son and then took him back.

  that's not love, its a big legal loophole.

  people have technically died in the past, and by the standards of diagnosing death in bible times you could definitely beat 48 hrs and return.

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  Jonathan, please do. I don't see how bible scriptures could say anything about the history of determining death. And this is the theology most Christians teach.
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  Jesus died for US...technically

  by enigma1863 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  for god so loved the world he gave his only begotten son and then took him back.

  that's not love, its a big legal loophole.

  people have technically died in the past, and by the standards of diagnosing death in bible times you could definitely beat 48 hrs and return.

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  enigma1863

  For God so Loved the world he gave his only begotten son and then took him back. That's not love, its a big legal loophole. People have technically died in the past, and by the standards of diagnosing death in bible times you could definitely beat 48 hrs and return. 
  
  What if this standard was set to contracts or marriages. "Honey I said till death do us part and I meant it. You see I technically died in that car accident for about five minutes so now I'm seeing Brittany."

  This legalese is ridiculous. Its like a millionaire writes you a check on Friday evening but cancels it before you can cash it on Monday. Now every time you run into his friends they tell you how great he is much you owe him.
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  Prank call to Governing Body member Anthony Morris III gets through

  by Watchtower-Free in

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  alert..............alert.....breaking news .......... john cedars of jwsurvey has pranked called governing body member anthony morris iii at bethel .

  over 2 minutes of pranking .

  as i type he is editing the recording into a video .

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  I think this could instigate Tony to do even more stupid actions. They are in the spotlight now more than ever. This call shows Tony he is no longer in his protective bubble of loyal JWs.
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  Prank call to Governing Body member Anthony Morris III gets through

  by Watchtower-Free in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  alert..............alert.....breaking news .......... john cedars of jwsurvey has pranked called governing body member anthony morris iii at bethel .

  over 2 minutes of pranking .

  as i type he is editing the recording into a video .

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  I don't think most of you guys are being fair. If you were to confront them directly, blast them with an array of questions about their core beliefs do you really think they would respond? Confront people with a silly joke and they are a much more open.
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  JW.org – the next 10 years. A satirical look at the future of Jehovah's Witnesses

  by Misha Anouk in

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  i wrote a little satirical piece on how the future could look like for jw on my blog.

  hope you enjoy it :).

  for the first time in its history, the yearbook 2021 of jehovahs witnesses does not contain reports from different countries.

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  By the way I love this approach. Fight them with humor and a dash of reason, Jon Stewart style.
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  JW.org – the next 10 years. A satirical look at the future of Jehovah's Witnesses

  by Misha Anouk in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i wrote a little satirical piece on how the future could look like for jw on my blog.

  hope you enjoy it :).

  for the first time in its history, the yearbook 2021 of jehovahs witnesses does not contain reports from different countries.

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  What if in ten years the URL JW.org is taken over by a porn site. Then what am i gonna do with all this JWear?
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  JW.ORG literature trololololly - JW broadcasting parody

  by cappytan in

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  i'm putting my video skills to good use.

  enjoy, my fellow bretheren.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuruwnpwpe0.

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  This is more professional than the original.
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  Something JWs don't understand how to do

  by enigma1863 in

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  i had to share this quote.

  it reminds me of trying to reason with jws.

  you can only go so far before they shut down.. .

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  I had to share this quote. It reminds me of trying to reason with JWs. You can only go so far before they shut down.

  

  
  
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  Please vaccinate your children

  by Viviane in

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  and remember your boosters as adults!.

  currently there is a measles outbreak in the u.s. the outbreak is clustered into communities where parents choose not to get their children vaccinated.

  vaccination works primarily on herd immunity.

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  108 deaths

  That's less than the number of people that die from food allergies every year.

  Its like if they said people are allergic to peanut butter and die if they eat it so lets ban eating peanut butter, but much worse.