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  Stand Up Comedy about JWs

  by usualusername1 in

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  hello all,i have just signed up to do a comedy course.

  it starts in september.in order to get a headstart, i did my first 5 minutes tonight about jws.i explained that i celebrated my first birthday last week.

  bemusement and a tittle.explained that if you could choose between hare krishnas and people standing at a trolley/cart as a religion who would you choose?got a laugh.explained that the whole world will be destroyed if you do not listen to our message, yet we are not prepared to initiate a conversation at a trolley.big laugh.

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  I like the Jw day pass idea.

  ive thought about doing some Jw stuff in my stand up. I thought about explaining disfellowshiping in an analogy about working for McDonald's.
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  Noah's ark once again. I hate beating a dead horse, but.

  by James Mixon in

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  the altitude problem.

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  everest today is 29042 feet high and i know some will say it.

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  You tube channel potholder54 was instrumental in my realization of the ridiculousness of Noah's flood and my understanding of evolution.
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  God's name

  by Gorbatchov in

  1. jw
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  first at all, there is a new marketing video of god's name, clearly saying the name of god is jehovah.. link: https://tv.jw.org/#en/video/vodbible/docid-502014331_1_video.

  and then, there is the video with geoffrey jackson (gb) clearly saying that the original name of god is not known and the use of jehovah is because of it is the most used variant in english.. link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwv_8ocvkj8.

  so, something contradicts here, isn't it?.

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  JWs often say that Yahweh is to Jehovah as Yeshua is to Jesus. Not true. Jesus derives from the Greek Iesus, Jehovah is a name made up. It has no Greek pronunciation.
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  Noah's ark once again. I hate beating a dead horse, but.

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the altitude problem.

  mt.

  everest today is 29042 feet high and i know some will say it.

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfSvktyxVYA&list=PLF4C964EFF425405C
  
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  Noah's ark once again. I hate beating a dead horse, but.

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the altitude problem.

  mt.

  everest today is 29042 feet high and i know some will say it.

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  remember in the "jesus" story, he endorses the Noah account

  
  

  Remember Jesus also spoke in parables. Couldn't the flood be a parable like the Good Samaritan? Jesus also said the mustard seed is the smallest in the world which it is not.
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  Noah's ark once again. I hate beating a dead horse, but.

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the altitude problem.

  mt.

  everest today is 29042 feet high and i know some will say it.

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  It's funny, we can build a submarine that can stay underwater for 30 years with enough fresh water, electricity and air but can barely pass 90 days because the crew needs to eat. How could they store enough nonperishables to feed people and livestock.
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  Noah's ark once again. I hate beating a dead horse, but.

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the altitude problem.

  mt.

  everest today is 29042 feet high and i know some will say it.

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  Id even allow them to use a metal boat but no help or contact with the outside world and none animals can die or they lose.
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  Noah's ark once again. I hate beating a dead horse, but.

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the altitude problem.

  mt.

  everest today is 29042 feet high and i know some will say it.

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  I'm talking about a reality tv show with hidden cameras throughout the boat. I dont think animal rights groups would allow it though.
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  Noah's ark once again. I hate beating a dead horse, but.

  by James Mixon in

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  2. bible

  the altitude problem.

  mt.

  everest today is 29042 feet high and i know some will say it.

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  Id like to propose a new reality show bigger than Big Brother. We have four couples on a cruise ship for one year. No outside resources. To make it interesting lets say they have 50 pairs of animals on the boat they have to take care of. I doubt they would survive six months.
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  Waze app for JWs

  by enigma1863 in

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  i don't know how many of you have used the waze app.

  it's a useful navigation app that alerts you to police and construction zones in route.

  a lot of people use it to keep from getting a ticket.. i thought it would be funny to have one that alerts you to jws in neighborhood..

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  I don't know how many of you have used the waze app. It's a useful navigation app that alerts you to police and construction zones in route. A lot of people use it to keep from getting a ticket.

  I thought it would be funny to have one that alerts you to JWs in neighborhood.