my dad asked the co about this one.
mat 27:52-53. and the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, .
and came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
O.K. I have to ask...
Were any of you ever afraid that you would have a "tourette's moment" and curse while you were answering at meeting? Boy, I did. Perhaps it was just me. LOL. Anywho, it would help for me to know that i'm not the only nutball.
riz
(who wishes she had Tourette's on occasion)
to the household of god, israel, that is on jw.com, and all those who 'got with' them:.
may you have peace!.
because israel has, at this 'season' fallen asleep with regard to many 'things' that our lord, the son of god, jah-eshua mischa-jah ("jah saves"; messiah - "chosen of jah"), 'commanded' us to teach others (matthew 28:20), i am compelled by the spirit of my father, the holy one of israel, jah of armies (psalm 68:4), that is in me, by means of my lord, to remind israel of one of such commandments.. on the night that he was put to death in the flesh, our lord gave a commandment, to which he stated "keep doing this in remembrance of me.
SatanSpawn,
welcome to the board I've followed the links that you have left, I think at h2o, and let me tell you, I cracked up. I look forward to your input.
riz
my dad asked the co about this one.
mat 27:52-53. and the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, .
and came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
Venice,
I'm with badass. I wanna hear how gramps burned down the kingdom hall.
making popcorn,
riz
i was thinking about this the other day.
when i was a jw there were always stories circulating around concerning a certain entertainer hating jws.
i suppose it was some sort of jw urban legend but it goes like this.... a jw couple is at a concert by some artist while in another town for an assembly.
Englishman,
Was that acutal footage? LOL. Gotta love Monty Python
it's just a flesh wound,
riz
my dad asked the co about this one.
mat 27:52-53. and the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, .
and came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
waiting,
rotflmao!!! Thank you for posting those stories! Oh my god I was dying. He really peed on the householder's lawn?? That is beyond classic. I'm still laughing while I'm writing this.
And the boob story. Holy schnikes. Priceless. Whew. That was too much. I hope everyone is getting as big of a kick out of these stories as I am.
riz
how about your 10 all time favourite cd's.
mine:.
beach boy's -pet sounds.
O.K. this was difficult. To narrow it down to just ten...but here goes.
10) The Sundays - Blind
9) Primus - Sailing the Seas of Cheese
8) Depeche Mode - Violator
7) Jimi Hendrix - The Ultimate Experience
6) The Smiths - Louder Than Bombs
5) Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique
4) Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine
3) Smashing Pumpkins - (toss up between Gish and Siamese Dream)
2) The Cure - (toss up between Wish and Standing on a Beach)
1) Sarah McLachlan - Fumbling Towards Ecstasy
there are just too many others to list. I could go on for pages
riz
glad to see and read so many good posters will join in soon!!!
nojw
nojw,
Welcome aboard! I'm looking forward to hearing more from you
You came to the right place. This board is the best.
riz
this happened out in door to door sales with me and another jw one morning.
we were in a run down neighborhood when we approached the door of a ramshackle house.
as we stepped up to the front door, i could smell a strong odor of garbage and urine.
TR,
I recall more than once knocking on doors and having men answer completely naked. That reminds me. I'm late for service.
riz
(woohoo! class)
those of us who've been around long enough will understand the title.
what we are looking for here are examples of the society's lack of taste.. for example, i'm sure our kingdom hall wasn't the only one in the 70's with dark brown carpeting that rose halfway up the walls and a nice trendy rubber plant in the corner of the platform!.
nic'.
OrangeBlossom,
LOL!
(passing on the pizza)
riz
those of us who've been around long enough will understand the title.
what we are looking for here are examples of the society's lack of taste.. for example, i'm sure our kingdom hall wasn't the only one in the 70's with dark brown carpeting that rose halfway up the walls and a nice trendy rubber plant in the corner of the platform!.
nic'.
Nic,
The keyword I'm focusing on here is pink. That should be the first red flag. (that sounds funny. pink and red flag. heehee)
Anywho, the last hall I attended looked like someone came in with 50 gallons of Pepto Bismol and a leafblower. A true ocular assault.
I could go on, but I'm already feeling nauseous.
riz (not a fan of pink)
