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  Step Right Up! Virtual Spankings for April B-days

  by unanswered in

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  happy b-day, harmony!

  who did you have beheaded?

  it's obvious that's what birthdays are all about.

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  rob,

  well, let's make a deal. you find a different accomplice, and i will throw in the spankings as a bonus. fair enough?

  Long Live Pagan Rituals!

  Happy Birthday Rob

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  JW Dictionary

  by thinker in

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  warning !.

  the following "dictionary" may be very discomforting to true believers of jehovah's organization.

  if you ask too many questions about these things you are told " jehovah will make it all clear in time.

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  Just kidding about bringing 'Heresy of the Month' to the top of the main forum. It's located in the 'Bible Research' forum. Oops. Hehehe.

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  JW Dictionary

  by thinker in

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  warning !.

  the following "dictionary" may be very discomforting to true believers of jehovah's organization.

  if you ask too many questions about these things you are told " jehovah will make it all clear in time.

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  larc,

  thanks for the suggestion. i'll try to find it and bring it back up too.

  riz
  (feeling nostalgic)
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  JW Dictionary

  by thinker in

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  warning !.

  the following "dictionary" may be very discomforting to true believers of jehovah's organization.

  if you ask too many questions about these things you are told " jehovah will make it all clear in time.

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  I was strolling through the archives tonight and I came across this treasure. It's been buried for about a month, and since there are so many newbies, I figured I'd bring it back to life with the hope of them checking it out.

  This thread is hilarious. Grab a cup of coffee and enjoy.

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  Would you slam the door in his face?

  by OlderTom in

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  if a man knocked on your door and introduced himself as jesus christ son of jehovah, would you ask him in and feed him or would you slam the door in his face and call the cops?.

  if your daughter came home pregnant and claimed it was an imaculate conception, would you believe her?.

  why do you believe in the other virgin birth?.

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  Slip,

  I am still laughing as I type this message. I just looked at that link that you posted. Oh my god. I'm dying here. LOL.

  That was disturbing. Who knew seeing Jesus take a bath would make me feel so dirty?

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  Dubs and Horsies

  by Stephanus in

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  i've gotten the impression that gambling is not looked upon kindly by the 'tower.

  is it officially condemned, i.e.

  is it a disfellowshippable offence?.

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  Hey you guys,

  The witnesses wouldn't know a good time if it ran up and bit them in the ass.

  Vegas, anyone? I know some of you are down.

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  Women are COWS!

  by JanH in

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  when a girl reaches the age of puberty or physical maturity, her.

  body has developed in the matter of sex more than in the mind.. young folks like to be together, first in groups, later in twos.. if they have not been instructed by their parents in regard to the.

  permitted, because the female is not in physical condition to breed.. the bull seems to understand this and keeps in his own place.

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  I have a hard time believing that Fred Franz never had sex. He was obviously a real catch. He was so in-tune and right on regarding his views on women and how they are so similar to cows. It's enough to make my loins a-quiver with lust. I can't believe he was never 'snatched up' so to speak. [8>] What a deludenoid.

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  Kingdom Melodies Cassette No. 999999999........

  by kimberly in

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  sad person that i am, i posted this yesterday, but the post seems to have self destructed....... anyway, if anyone posted to the other thread wants to re-post to this one it would be much appreciated.

  alright, this is one of those what was your favourite questions:.

  when you were a witness (or even if youre still reluctantly attached like me), did you have a favourite kingdom melody (why couldnt they just be called hymns by the way)?.

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  Hi Kimberly,

  Yesterday I commented on how I hated all of the kingdumb songs. I did remember one song though that made me laugh every time. It was the one that said "and all our foes shall lick the dust."

  Oh that still gets me to this day. Lick the dust? What the hell?
  I could go on, but I will have nightmares tonight.

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  The baptism is off.....

  by TheApostleAK in

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  told by the elders yesterday that since i'm a official at a sports match on saturdays and i won't quit doing it (they mention it occasionally to me at meetings), that they won't be allowing me to get baptised the next assembly coming up.

  it might matter if i was working 5 days a week but at the moment i'm only working 2 days......(i've already racked up 50 hours this month).

  i remember a talk a while back with the theme "what prevents you from getting baptised?

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  AK,

  Look at it this way. The elders did you a favor. Get out while the getting's good, if you ask me. You will thank yourself later.

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  Two Questions

  by Yerusalyim in

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  i have two questions, mostly for commited christians, though i'm sure somehow, that others will reply too.. 1) does prayer change god or his mind?.

  2) if not, why pray?.

  i have my own opinion on the subject, but i may be adjusting my understanding of god.. have fun!.

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  Chuck,

  Thanks for the tip. However, I'm about due for a new hairstyle.

  riz