that.
is.
so.
disturbing.
amanda- you need to write a book, hon. you have some real zingers!
Posts by riz
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15Raisn Toes!!??!!
by MrMoe inmy father is in the hospital, and the man in the room with him has gangreen on one of his feet.
now, the first time i saw him, he had 5 toes, two of which were black as coal.
now, he has 4. wanna know why?
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My First Motor Bike..
by Englishman in..was a 1949 bsa a7.
look at the rear suspension!
note also the separate engine and gear-box.. .
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rotflmao @ joanna
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Little know facts about your Apostate friends..... (cut and paste)
by ApagaLaLuz intheory is you'll learn some little known facts about your friends.
cut and past your answers.
who has time for breakfast?
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1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? before anyone should ever have to; this includes roosters.
2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE? James Gandolfini or David Sedaris *high fives Joanna *3. GOLD OR SILVER? platinum, baby
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA? The Ring5. FAVORITE TV SHOW? Trading Spaces
6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? i don't eat breakfast.
7. WHO WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
Kenny G.8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?
no. and i'm ok with that.9. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? my friends and songs that give me goosebumps.
10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? i forget.
11. BEACH, CITY OR COUNTRY?
city on the beach12. SUMMER OR WINTER?
spring
13. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
strawberry14. BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN?
buttered and salted
15. FAVORITE COLOR? purples, reds, greens, blues.... i don't really have a favorite.
16. FAVORITE CAR? the new Jeep Wrangler17. FAVORITE SANDWICH?
turkey, sprouts, tomato, cucumber, and cream cheese on a croissant.18. TRUE LOVE i'm not sure. i find that my love for people and things waxes and wanes.
19. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC(S) DO YOU DESPISE?
ignorance, self-righteousness, boring. general assholedness.20. FAVORITE FLOWER?
hydrangea
21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG
WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL YOUR FAMILY?
i would tell them as soon as possible. then i would buy my mom a house.22. FIZZY OR STILL WATER AS A DRINK?
still with fresh lemon.23. WHAT IS THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? from my experience so far in life, it was when i found out that my dad had died.
24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 7
25. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE?
i would like live on the beach (in a house ) when i retire.26. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
acutally, i've never tried so i don't know.27. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK?
saturday
28. RED OR WHITE WINE?
champagne29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? i went out for a fancy dinner with my best friends. i had lots of wine. i think we went out afterwards. i am sure i had a blast.
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My First Motor Bike..
by Englishman in..was a 1949 bsa a7.
look at the rear suspension!
note also the separate engine and gear-box.. .
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hi JAVA! it's great to see you around i hope all is well.
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lol andi-
you are right. please don't tell anyone i said that, ok? thanks, doll.
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((((((bigboi)))))) thanks! that gave me warm fuzzies.
i can't believe i just said warm fuzzies.
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Cowboy's Mother passed away
by Seven ini posted this at vincent's this morning.
re: re: vincent-------goes underground 24-feb-03 07:06feb 24, 2003. .
post 2234 of 2235. since 25-mar-00.
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((((((((((cowboy))))))))))) i'm so sorry, sweetie. i don't know what to say. you and your family will be in my thoughts.
love your friend,
riz
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you're standing naked on Preston?!? i'm sure he's squealing with glee
and that's a 'yes' on the snowcone.
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The horror of blimps
by pr_capone inone of the funniest stories i have read in a long time!
not my own but found at another forum.
last week while travelling i stopped at a zany brainy store and saw that they had a blimp for sale.
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that was hilarious! thanks capone.
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don't eat it if it's yellow.