typical day in the life of a jw (rank and file, no less)
-rise and shine. thank jehovah for another glorious day that you get to work at your lovely janitorial job
-shower and hum a few bars of that kingdom melody that has been stuck in your head since meeting last night
-dress, eat, burn your tongue on your coffee,(curse to yourself then feel guilty. silently apologize )and hop in the car. remember to read daily text before you leave driveway
-toil away at your mopping and garbage emptying for at least 8 hours
-return home after hard day at work to dirty house and hungry family
-try to pick up around the house, make dinner, feed the animals, do your personal study, field phone calls, catch up with family, help with homework, do laundry, and prepare for the meeting
-go to meeting and sit like a zombie for 2 hours. keep bible open so when you nod off it looks like you are reading scriptures
-associate within the spiritual paradise for at least a half hour after meeting
-drive home, walk in, put on pajamas and pass out
-start at beginning and repeat every day
this list didn't even count the time spent in field service, which almost always is in the weekend plans. when you don't have any time for yourself, you don't have any time to question the borg.
on a permanent break,
riz