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  Never throw away Kult Kollectibles

  by Tallyman in

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  no, this ain't no advertisement, since the auction is long over.... * http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/ebayisapi.dll?viewitem&item=1129186088.

  just wanted to illustrate the value some collectors put on the old watchtower stuff, and that it is wise to hang onto it and if someone wants to 'pay through the teeth' to acquire it, well and good, because that way it is preserved, and not gone and forgotten, but rather the watchtower's rich heritage lives on and the litter-chewer & sundry memorabilia is on someone's shelf or in their display cabinet for anyone to see in case there's a future challenge that such never existed.. who in their right mind would pay over $13 bucks for a little worm-eaten tea bag??

  a krazy kult kollector, that's who!.

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  Focus,

  Now that's what I call 'Practical Application.' I couldn't think of a more appropriate use for those wastes of trees that they pass off as magazines.

  riz

  p.s. Watch out for those papercuts- I hear they are agonizing.
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  Keeping Hank Happy

  by messenger in

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  i'm john, and this is mary.

  he can do whatever he wants, and what he wants is to give you a million dollars, but he can't until you kiss his ass.

  kiss hank's ass and he'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.

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  messenger,

  That was hilarious. When you put it in that perspective, I feel like an even bigger dupe than before for staying in the borg as long as I did. Thanks for the laugh!

  riz
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  Witness (appropriately titled)

  by riz in

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  witness .

  make me a witness.

  take me up out of darkness.

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  Witness

  Make me a witness
  Take me up out of darkness
  Out of doubt
  I won't weigh you down
  With good intentions
  Won't make fire out of clay
  Or other inventions

  Will we burn in heaven
  Like we do down here
  Will a change come while we're waiting
  Everyone is waiting

  And when we're done
  Soul searching
  And we carry the weight
  And died for a cause
  Is misery made beautiful
  Right before our eyes
  Mercy be revealed
  Or blind us where we stand

  Will we burn in heaven
  Like we do down here
  Will a change come while we're waiting
  Everyone is waiting

  -Sarah McLachlan

  Sarah is a goddess. Just wanted to share.
  love, riz
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  Society to Depressed: Get lost!

  by metatron in

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  the june 1 watchtower is such an unusually sick and arrogant piece.

  of work ("moving ahead to final victory!

  where to start.

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  TR,

  ROTFLMAO! I wouldn't be surprised. They have a knack for coming to some bizarre conclusions.

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  To ALL EX-JEHOAGIES SCHMITNESSES esp. N.W. AREA

  by VeniceIT in

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  as a matter of fact i'm interested riz & unaswered.

  we're going to be up there about that time, hmmm i'll just email ya k.. venice

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  Hi Mulan,

  I hope you are able to come! The more the merrier!

  riz
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  in honor of the simpsons

  by dark clouds in

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  this thread was inspired by all the brujaja superstitons of the borg so in honor and defense of the simpsons to which i video tape on a daily basis i start this thread in the name of fun :.

  post your favorite simpson qoute along with the character who said it.

  .. "i've noticed your house smells like feces, not just monkey feces either"--- homer

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  "And whatchoo talkin' bout, everybody." - Gary Coleman

  "Thank you Taco, for that loving tribute to Falco." - Willie Nelson

  "I wash mahself with a rag on a stick." - Bart

  "I was wrestling wolves while you were still sucking at yer mother's teat." - Groundskeeper Willy

  "And I'm going to eat mayonaise!" - Homer

  "Look dad. I'm a surfer." - Rod Flanders wearing a Butthole Surfers shirt

  "Everything's coming up Milhouse." - Milhouse Van Houten

  riz
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  in honor of the simpsons

  by dark clouds in

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  this thread was inspired by all the brujaja superstitons of the borg so in honor and defense of the simpsons to which i video tape on a daily basis i start this thread in the name of fun :.

  post your favorite simpson qoute along with the character who said it.

  .. "i've noticed your house smells like feces, not just monkey feces either"--- homer

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  "worst episode ever." - comic store guy

  "He got that at Pink Floyd's garage sale" - referring to Peter Frampton's pig balloon

  "Who wants ice milk?" - Ned F. "I want wintergreen!" - Todd F. "Unflavored for me." - Maude F.

  riz
  (Chuck, I watched it. It gets funnier every time.)
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  in honor of the simpsons

  by dark clouds in

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  this thread was inspired by all the brujaja superstitons of the borg so in honor and defense of the simpsons to which i video tape on a daily basis i start this thread in the name of fun :.

  post your favorite simpson qoute along with the character who said it.

  .. "i've noticed your house smells like feces, not just monkey feces either"--- homer

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  "Here you go- Nachos Flanders Style. That's cucumbers and cottage cheese!" - Ned Flanders

  "Lenny and Carl suck." - Homer

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  in honor of the simpsons

  by dark clouds in

  1. jw
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  this thread was inspired by all the brujaja superstitons of the borg so in honor and defense of the simpsons to which i video tape on a daily basis i start this thread in the name of fun :.

  post your favorite simpson qoute along with the character who said it.

  .. "i've noticed your house smells like feces, not just monkey feces either"--- homer

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  "I'm never eating chili again.<looks in fridge> MMMMM! Chili!" -Homer

  "Everybody's hugging" - Ralph Wiggum said after walking into the adult section of a video store.

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  Oh Chuck, I could go on for days. This is hilarious.
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  where are you?

  by dark clouds in

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  to the apostate formerly known as i-ching:.

  newbies, you will know him as bad ass.

  miss your sarcam dude.

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  I feel the love. I won't disfellowship anyone.

  riz