a member of another conservative cult (calls itself a bible fellowship) where i work told me that hormel, the makers of canned chili and other foods, is run by homosexuals, and that i shouldn't buy or eat their products.
i asked how the bedroom practices of the company owners or employees affected the quality of the food?
their reply was that "everything gives off something" and that the food would be tainted by some kind of deviant unnatural vibes because the owners/employees were deviant and following an unnatural lifestyle.
The procter and gamble story can be found here: http://www.snopes.com/business/alliance/procter.asp
The gist of the rumour was that their logo indicated satanic ties:
P&G's "man in the moon" logo as proof of the company's ties to evil. They see in the curlicues of the moon man's beard an array of 6s and believe that by playing "connect the dots" with the thirteen stars in the logo, three 6's can be made to appear.
http://www.lse.co.uk/showbiznews.asp?code=au44814n&headline=princes_stripper_plea wednesday, 4th october 2006, 13:49. life style extra (uk) - prince pleaded with strippers to keep their clothes on during a recent night out.. .
the 'purple rain' singer, who is a jehovah's witness, is said to have begged the gorgeous girls to cover up while he was partying at top los angeles nightclub xenii.. .
according to reports, prince told the strippers: "it's wrong to dance like that.
When will this insanity end? Going from door to door, declining blood transfusions, and breaking up families I can understand. But hindering strippers in the performance of their duty is just going too far.
a member of another conservative cult (calls itself a bible fellowship) where i work told me that hormel, the makers of canned chili and other foods, is run by homosexuals, and that i shouldn't buy or eat their products.
i asked how the bedroom practices of the company owners or employees affected the quality of the food?
their reply was that "everything gives off something" and that the food would be tainted by some kind of deviant unnatural vibes because the owners/employees were deviant and following an unnatural lifestyle.
Well, you can never be too careful. Just look what happened to New Orleans, simply because Ellen Dejeneras calls it home. (That's Pat Robertson's claim, by the way).
I would hate to pop open a can of spam, look inside, and find that I was a woman trapped in a man's body.
this was posted on an email group that i belong to.
since the author doesn't belong to this one, i asked if i could copy and paste the post here, and this poster said "yes".
so here we go, with permission:.
I'm quite certain that several JWs were killed in the 9/11 attacks, although I am aware that there were stories floating around (and some talks given) claiming otherwise.
As for the dates, I haven't heard anything, and I have a lot of relatives still in who would love to motivate us to come back. I'd be pretty surprised if they've repeated that mistake again.
take a look here, see what you make of it!
all bow down to the fsm!
You can tell the shots are authentic, because they are grainy and bounce around a lot. The photographer was obviously overcome with awe.
I find it oddly disturbing that the FSM has two large meatballs near his mid section.
old dawkins is on the rampage again.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/5372458.stm.
(He doesn't even go easy on the agnostics!)
I have always maintained that agnostics are just atheists without any balls. And, I can get away with saying that without worry of being beaten up by agnostics, because well, they don't have any balls.
old dawkins is on the rampage again.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/5372458.stm.
Dawkins is great. Praise Dawkins.
Reading that just makes me want to strap on a string of dynamite and kill a few people in the name of rational thought.
the morning star sept 24, 2006 page a6 vernon bc canada newspaper.
the article reads and i quote in full: .
school bus driver given conditional discharge .
How do we know that he is an elder in good standing? The charitable organization records are updated only annually - sometime between January and June 30, depending on when the cong files their report. Also, don't be surprised if the info on file is wrong. Our congregation filed some doozers - questions answered backwards, etc.
so what do you reckon it is?
how small/big must an object be before it gets noticed by an astronaut?
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/shuttle/sts115/060919mysteryobject/.
I think I know what it might be.........
[Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar]
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
i think to be fair the gb should use the money they have collected from selling off thier property in brooklyn and offer a serverance package for those asked to leave after many years of service, $10,000 for every year of service would be good.
i've cut and pasted this from a legal site:.
http://jobsearchtech.about.com/od/laborlaws/l/aa110600.htm.
Perhaps the society could grant them one extra month of eternal life per year of service. Or maybe, a couple of "get out of fornication free" cards.
