It occurs to me, if I was starting from scratch choosing a religion or belief system to join, there's one good question I should like answered first:
Does this religion promote a way of life and view of the world that would be satisfying even if not a single word of its doctrines are true?
Rather like joining a Meetup group online and going along because it sounds like something that would interest you. SBF I just know you're winding us up here. You do believe objective reality matters but you just can't resist winding us up. Naughty!