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Toblerone5
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Lard I Mean Lloyd Evans Patreoff Pool - January 2024
by DerekMoors inokay people, you know the drill.
give us your best estimate for where jabba the hut's fatter, broker cousin will be with patrons on january 2.. some numbers to consider:.
last september is when he did his beg-fest and peaked at 478. just two months later, early november, he was down to 427. .
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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Toblerone5
Thank you for the info Newly Enlightened π«Ά
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Lard I Mean Lloyd Evans Patreoff Pool - January 2024
by DerekMoors inokay people, you know the drill.
give us your best estimate for where jabba the hut's fatter, broker cousin will be with patrons on january 2.. some numbers to consider:.
last september is when he did his beg-fest and peaked at 478. just two months later, early november, he was down to 427. .
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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Toblerone5
π² 3hrs ago , for fun I made this twitter pole ...didn't think nobody would click on it but so far...
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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Toblerone5
.it'd be Convention parts up on stage.
An appearance on a broadcast , if he's lucky done by a GB , too bad his favorite one is gone now. Maybe get his guitar , and dedicate his song ,I'll be your (jw) Guinea pig , to them nowπΉ
Oh and real tears this time , Mister Evans . Not like those fake one you had on your video... Just a little tip, just think of all the money you lost that should help... your mariage , your Flying monkeys and your Income... Your compagny , your Patreon drop...and your income, mental health breaks , sex-workers Girlfriends ...and your Income . ALL GONE ...Or if that still doesn't work and you can't shed one real tears , just squeeze your private parts real hard this time , that should work...
He could go back in the field service ,do they still used those words? Think of all the "return visits" he could write down ...Oh right they don't do that anymore...
And maybe if he's really lucky , maybe the next big thing Watchtower will allow will be masterbation ...
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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Toblerone5
happen often only in special cases do they send someone from the branch.
Since were still in 2023...
Just got an aha moment ...So I was thinking of all the Ex-JW ,who got disfellowshipped for apostasy , Ex-JW who have started a Youtube channel that is .Now I assumed that Kim&Mikey got DF for apostasy but not sure if they started there Youtube channel after being voted out of the Watchtower Island ( reference to the usa tv show Survivors ) or after ...
So I will use Jake Vaughn versus LE .example here.
(AltWorldly ) started his Youtube channel in Oct 2020, got DF in 2021 for Apostasy, for starting a Youtube channel taking against JW cult. Lloyd Evans started his Youtube channel in June 3 2012 ,got Df Dec 29 2013 also for the same reason . Yes LE come second .cause I don't like him and because for me he will always be number 2...π©
Jake did secretely recorded is JC ,Lloyd did not. Jake JD lasted almost 2hrs ( if we used the timeline of his Youtube recording of his JC video) Lloyd JC lasted only 30 minutes ? Wait? Mister big activist ,number one savior of the EX-JW community (according to his devoted followers ,affectionaly known as Flying Monkeys) Df was only 30 minutes?
By the way Lloyd video( 9 years ago) , where he just narrated his DF so far got 97k views ,and is number 56 in his list of most popular or watch videos ? 56 ? Jake video ,on the other hand , of the actual audio recording of his DF 2 years ago ,so far got 100,823 views and is number 2 of the most popular or watch videos on his channel ! ....I wonder in 9 years from now , how many views jake videos will have , Maybe Lloyd would know thatπ Never mind Mister Evans ..π
Jake his an americain, got Df in the USA , Lloyd his Brithish DF in Croatia,in a little town in the middle of nowhere Sisak. But only one of them got a Bethel branch coordinator to assist to there Judiciary committee. ( i was not sure of the proper Watchtower Title here ,but you all know what I mean ...I would have said Watchtower Gestapo SS they send ,but that's just me )
So let me see if i get this straight ... the Watchtower branch ,what ever , send someone to a little cong in Croatia for a 30 minutes apostasy DF but not for someone who did the exact same "JW Sin" where hello ? there headquarters is situated in the U.S , and that JC lasted almost, again 2 hours ?
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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Toblerone5
Wonder what will come first ,in 2024 ... the begging for money video or the blaming everybody else, snarky condescending tantrum one...π
Let's see, so far in 2023 : Begging to some private donors for some money β Begging to all his Patreon for more $ β Begging video on Youtube β Begging for more paying subscribers on Youtube β Subliminal Begging banners on some Youtube videos β π
What's next ? What creative ways is he going to come up with ,in 2024 ,for scamming, sorry , extort? Rippoff? Squeeze of ? Anyway ,I know he will come up with something new again , will it be stupid ? Is the pope catholic ?
will there be ,a lot of post on this forum about it ? π€ππ
Well not for me. That's my new year's resolution in 2024 , not to post anything sarcastic about LE...
Then again, his Patreon drop will be Jan 2 though...Ok after that ...
πya right...my resolution should be to stop lying ...
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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Toblerone5
By the way Only 3 day left now until Jan 2 2024 ...π
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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Toblerone5
once one of these elders leaves the borg he will be on my channel with the rest of the story
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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Toblerone5
Why didn't he record his JC meeting ...
I know . According to his Youtube video (Dec 28 2013) : My judicial committee is tomorow -cedars' vlog no 10 ,he said That the JC was going to be Dec 29 2013 at 6 pm.
The next day he did another video: An email from my dad,and my apostasy trial-cedars' vlog no.11 I had never seen that video so I watch it. In it he said the meeting only lasted 30 minutes . It was all about the subject of apostasy bla bla blaπ΄ Now I wonder could it be they started the meeting with that ,but then, they wanted to talk about "another matter" that had happened when he was back in the U.K. ? I assumed he must have been very mad , probably told them he would not talk about this with them , got up and left ? and that's why the JC only was 30 min. ? π€·ββοΈ
Anyway the only thing in that video that made me laugh, 12 minutes in that video , after explaning how he didn't want the elders to tell the in-law to shun him and his wife ,they said they would only tell them what the bible said , Lloyd said the bible actually encourages families to stay together and doesn't talk about shunning then he went on a tangent about the prodigal son story I'm paraphrasing here ,he ask them why did the son went back home ? how did the father react ? then he said .and I quote :
" I said the prodigal son went away and lived a life of debauchery having sex with prostitutes living a life of sin...
Sorry I have a hard time laughing and writing at the same time here...
He then went on a long and boring speech of the reaction of the elders. and finally he said the son went back cause he was hungry ... WRONG !
ActuallyMister Evans , it's more that the son ran out of money to buy food ,( and prostitutes) he took a JOB to take care of some pigs , which for a Jew It's a very degrading job , was EATING with the pigs ...then the son had enough of that JOB , and he went back home begging to Work for his father .
That's the real story of the prodigal son , and I can't beleived that Dumb Dumb here, told the story all wrong and even worst , none of the JW Dumber elders didn't correct him !
Again Idiots !