My religion is Liverpool Football Team and my God is Michael Owen.
At least it's real !
well, it's been a long, hard road, but i'm finally almost finished with cosmysticism, the new religion i've been working on for the past year or so.
and i must say, i'm pretty proud of how it's turned out.
it's a delicate blend of love and wrath, mystery and science, history and fantasy.
My religion is Liverpool Football Team and my God is Michael Owen.
At least it's real !
well, it's been a long, hard road, but i'm finally almost finished with cosmysticism, the new religion i've been working on for the past year or so.
and i must say, i'm pretty proud of how it's turned out.
it's a delicate blend of love and wrath, mystery and science, history and fantasy.
SkepticSharon,
Aren't you interested in mine?
But it's so much fun.
well, it's been a long, hard road, but i'm finally almost finished with cosmysticism, the new religion i've been working on for the past year or so.
and i must say, i'm pretty proud of how it's turned out.
it's a delicate blend of love and wrath, mystery and science, history and fantasy.
I too have a new religion: In Greek it is Li'ver^poo-l
I worship a God who has a squad of lesser gods and they all work as a team.
The main God is at the frontline with the battle of the evil ones ( Ma'nch^st"er Un~ited) who want to prevent us from achieving our goal.
They have managed it so far but I have faith that it will happen next year.
My God is Michael ( Ow'e~n ) and all the worshippers meet to give praise to our God and his team-mates in a stadium that holds 46,000 people.
Unfortuately, we have to let some of the dark forces in to worship their God but that is a cross we have to bare.
We sing praise to our God and hurl abuse at the other team of Gods and especially the anti-christ which in Greek is Re-fer'ee.
Of course the evil ones cheat and we have to put up with dirty tactics, but we are used to that.
Our place of worship translates into Greek as An'fi-eld.
You too can join my religion. Visit us at www.liverpoolfc.tv
now, the war is over, the weapons were not used and of course have not been found.. how threatening could they be if they did not even use them when being invaded by a massive force (of the countries they hate)?!
perhaps, as many suspect, they didn't use them because they didn't have them?.
now we're being told that we'll have to be patient and give them time to find them.
Of course Jayson,
If you notice, I didn't say anything, that was part of an article.
Just to let you see that it's not just us British, Bush haters who feel that the world has been duped by a false claim of WMD just as an excuse to attack another country with large reserves of oil.
just recieved my season ticket renewal letter for anfield, home of the best football team in the world...but they've put the price up by another 50 !
it must be to pay for zinedine zidane for next season!.
it's now 495 for the lower centenary stand...i'll have to get a loan...any offers?
well,
Gerard Houllier was Zidaine's best man at his wedding and I heard a rumour that he is not happy at Real Madrid...but we can but dream, can't we?
I wouldn't stain the soles of my shoes stepping into the pit that pretends to be a football ground at Goodison! The season tickets aren't only cheaper, they didn't sell there allocation last year and were offering the last half of the season for £80!
now, the war is over, the weapons were not used and of course have not been found.. how threatening could they be if they did not even use them when being invaded by a massive force (of the countries they hate)?!
perhaps, as many suspect, they didn't use them because they didn't have them?.
now we're being told that we'll have to be patient and give them time to find them.
Jayson/ThiChi,
Please READ the following article by Mark Morford, a San Fransisco Gate Columnist, and give us your illuminated opinions. Don't just ignore it and change the subject...as usual.
No WMDs after all,
no excuse for War,
too late for anyone
to care anymore.
Ha-Ha, suckers.
Ha-ha-ha oh man did we ever get smacked on that one. Conned big time. Punk'd like dogs. Just gotta shake your head, laugh it off. They reamed us good, baby! Damn.
Turns out it really was a big joke after all. The war, that is. All a big fat nasty murderous oil-licking lie, a sneaky little power-mad game with you as the sucker and the world as the pawn and BushCo as the slithery war thug, the Dungeon master, the prison Daddy. You really have to laugh. Because it's just so wonderfully ridiculous. In a rather disgusting, soul-draining sort of way.
See, there are NO weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. No WMD's at all. Isn't that great? What's more: There never were. Ha-ha. Gotcha!
No warehouses teeming with nuclear warheads, no underground bunkers packed with vats of boiling biotoxins, no drums of crazy-ass chemical agents that will melt your skin and turn us all into drooling flesh-eating zombies--unless, of course, you count the sneering vat of conservative biotoxin that is, say, Fox News, in which case, hell yeah baby, we gotcher WMD's right here betcha.
Go figure. Those lowly U.N. inspectors were right after all. Who knew? It was all a ruse. We've been sucker-punched and ideologically molested and patriotically sodomised and hey, what the hell, who cares anyway, we 'liberated' an oppressed people most Americans secretly loathe and fear and don't understand in the slightest, even though that was never the point, or the justification, or the goal. Go team.
But wait, is liberation of a brutalised and tormented people now the reason? The justification for our thuggery? That is so cool! So that means we're going to blow the living crap out of Sri Lanka and the Sudan and Tibet and North Korea and about 47 others, right? Maybe Saudi Arabia too, second only to the Taliban itself in it's abuse of women? Cool! As if.
Ah, but screw the liberal whiny peacenik U.N. inspectors, right? Let's ask the U.S. search teams themselves, ShrubCo's own squadrons of biologists, chemists, arms-treaty enforcers, nuclear operators, computer and document experts and Special forces troops who've been in Iraq for weeks now, searching frantically.
Surely the've found something, right? Surely we can now prove that Saddam was fully intending to fillet our babies and annihilate Florida and poke the eyes out of really cute kittens on national TV for sadistic pleasure, right? Gimme a hell yeah!
Whoops. Bad news. As the Washington Post reports, the 75th Exploitation Task Force, the very serious-minded group heading up all U.S. inspections in Iraq, the group absolutely certain it would immediately find steaming neon-lit stockpiles of WMD's piled right next to Saddam's personal stash of gay porn and Britney Spears posters and opium pipes, is coming home with it's tail between it's legs. FOUND NOTHING. Nada.
Psychopatriots are a little non-plussed. Bush is merely "embarrassed." Peace advocates are sighing and drinking heavily. We have done this ghastly horrible inane hate-filled entirely unprovoked thing in the name of power and petroleum and military contracts and strategic empire building, our nation is numb and more bitterly divisive than ever and our leaders are not the slightest bit ashamed.
just recieved my season ticket renewal letter for anfield, home of the best football team in the world...but they've put the price up by another 50 !
it must be to pay for zinedine zidane for next season!.
it's now 495 for the lower centenary stand...i'll have to get a loan...any offers?
Just recieved my season ticket renewal letter for Anfield, home of the Best football team in the world...but they've put the price up by another £50 !
It must be to pay for Zinedine Zidane for next season!
It's now £495 for the lower centenary stand...i'll have to get a loan...any offers?
i was talking to an ex-jw earlier and he hadn't heard the story in 2 kings about the brutal murder by god of 42 'small boys'.
2 kings 2:23-24:.
" and he proceeded to go up from there to bethel (how appropriate).
Midgets...excellant!
jim tucker at american free press in washington dc, tel.
(202) 544 5977, believes he has discovered the venue this year's bilderberg conference to be in versailles, paris, france.
the trianon palace hotel - may 15-18 2003 to be precise.
Kenneth Clarke went to the Bilderburg conference WITH Tony Blair, even though they were in opposing party's, along with Gordon Brown.
They went to the meeting in Greece and also in Turnberry, Scotland the year after in May 1998.
Kenneth Clarke, then Chancellor, Brown soon to be Chancellor. One 'Yes' man from the Conservatives replaced by a new 'Yes' man from the Labour party.
jim tucker at american free press in washington dc, tel.
(202) 544 5977, believes he has discovered the venue this year's bilderberg conference to be in versailles, paris, france.
the trianon palace hotel - may 15-18 2003 to be precise.
I wonder if Clarke will be in trouble for being so open on this matter.
The Bilderburg conference is always followed by changes in Government policy/personell.
Maggie Thatcher went to her first Bilderburg conference and 1 year later was Prime Minister.
Tony Blair was invited to go to the conference as an ordinary, if promising MP. The current Labour leader died and Mr Blair was voted as new leader and was Prime Minister within a few years.
The changes that are going to happen soon with Blair saying he will sign away Britains independance by signing the new European constitution which will give Brussells the right to set mortgage rates, tax levels and laws.
This will be the biggest constitutional change for 1000 years. Blair says that he will not give the British people the chance to vote in a referendum on joining this United States of Europe, even though a pole says that over 80% of the British public do not want to join.
Watch for other major steps toward the World Government after the conference is over.