Do we all here on the forum need to keep reminding each other that those who post here and those who read these posts are consenting adults? Not the last time I checked. (How was that, usualusername1?)
I ran a Google search for a good joke to post here, but this is what turned up in my search for a joke. Honest.
“But the man who commits adultery is an utter fool, for he destroys himself” (Proverbs 6:32, NLT).