Posts by seven006

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When JWs come here

by larc in

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some thoughts about jws who come here:.

i have been here for six months now.

in that time, i have noticed a certain pattern to the conduct of jws who come here and are true believers.

The title you chose for your topic, “When JWs come here ”, seems to suggest that this Forum is NOT first of all for JWs. Of course there’s no question about it that this forum is in reality an ex-JW hang-out. And that’s what’s so misleading about the heading on the left at the top of the main page.>

Come on now Yadirf, be fair to Simon now. Granted the site at first glance looks like a JW site, but by just a little use of basic reading skills and the ability to put two and two together someone could quickly figure out what it's all about.

Simon hasn't used any different technique for presenting information that at first seems to be one thing but in reality is yet another. I'm sure you are more than familiar of this technique, you have used it yourself many times. On a daily basis JW's knock on peoples doors stating their intention is for people to just simply study "their own" bible. I had such a presentation given to me a few weeks ago and listened to the same programed response I once use many years ago. In reality the purpose is to get people to have a bible study using creatively worded study aids so that the house holder will at some time become a JW. If you deny that than you are simply not being honest with yourself.

It is similar to the technique used by the Amway corporation. They realize that if they ask people to come to their house to preview a corporate sermon to try and entice them to drop a few bucks and then sell soap they would never gain a single salesman. The JW's realize that if they stated up front that they believed that the house holder was going to die along with their children unless they become a JW they would get anywhere at all. The very first introduction to the religion for most people is based on deceptive word manipulation.

Simon is just using the same technique of specific word and thought manipulation to entice an interest and then later explain the real intention, that's it. If you consider it deceptive then maybe you should look at what you say and what you really mean the next time you begin your presentation out in service. Being totally honest with myself is the key element that got me out of the JW religion. I figured if lying to myself was the only way I could justify my words then what I believed must be wrong. Think about it.

Dave

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Perversion of Baptismal Vows

by AlanF in

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an appendix in the book contains some 120 questions along with hundreds of scriptural "proof texts" that the proselyte is then expected to study.

12 jesus commanded his followers to baptize new disciples in the name of the father and of the son and of the holy spirit.

the following quotation shows what the proselyte is expected to study just prior to baptism:.

seven006

So Alan, what did you do this weekend?

If you come and visit this summer and you spend all day typing exJW stuff on the computer I'm going to superglue your butt cheeks together and force feed you prunes.

Dave

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Candid picture of Dave--aka 7-006

by VeniceIT in

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i found this picture and thought i should share!!!.

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ven

seven006

Jesus H. Christmas Woman! get a grip. Iv told you before that I am old enough to be your much older brother and that any more of these attempts at stalking me is going to result in a restraining order.

I'm tired of you mailing me your underwear and nudey photos of yourself. I am sending all the underwear back and keeping the photos for evidence.

Must I mention again that your advances have been flattering and I appreciate your friendship but I am way too old for you and at the present not interested in anything beyond a platonic friendship with any woman.

Don't you have any Ricky Martin or Back Street Boys posters you can daydream over? I'm an old, used up, over the hill disgruntled member of the male population. Be nice and go find some guy your own age to play with.

Nice job on the photoshop attempt. Just a note, if you would have posted it at the original size you ripped it off of Tishie's board, it wouldn't look so pixelated. I look like I just took a ride in a blender. The addition of the shirt logo and the banner on the back wall were Ok but could use a little more work. The photo of yourself next to me only exposes your desires to a whole new group of people that are going to think I'm some kind of fricken cradle robber. I like women closer to my age, not my sons, say 30 to 35. I have grudges older than you for christsakes!

Dave

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Bonsai Kitty

by suzi mayhem in

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ok.. i know i've been a bit of a buster in the past, but this is for real.

there is a site out there, and apparently a demand, for modified housepets.

in a nutshell, what these ahem... [people] do is take a kitten, sedate it, insert the poor thing into a glass bottle with air holes drilled into it, and run tubes into it to feed it, and tubes into it to take care of everything else.

seven006

Bad,

I appreciate you thoughts and I must say that it is hard to come on to a board and automatically know the history of each person and their interaction with one another. I thank you for filling me in on the history of the Hatfields and McCoys. I just left Tishie's board for a while after being on it for a little over a year. I left because of some brain dead fundi that was starting to piss me off a bit. The guy was never a JW but felt it was his duty in life to spread the love of Jesus to all of us by declaring we were all doomed to die at the hands of JC for not kissing his most important messenger's ass and having him over for tea and biscuits.

When I first starting posting on her board I made a comment about something that instantly turned me into a piece of meat thrown into the middle of hungry dogs. I was told I didn't know the whole story and I should keep my "fucking big mouth shut"! I appropriately apologized and asked if I could hear the whole story. After filtering through the "fuck you's" I read the back threads and realized I was wrong in some of the comments and again apologized for making them and promised not to make that mistake again. After a short while all those hungry dogs that lead the pack in devouring my newbi ass soon became very good friends of mine. It's amazing what can happen when the words "I'm sorry" are said with sincerity and backed up by promised actions.

I came on to this board and tried to get the flavor if its content before I began my quest making friends and influencing people. I saw that this board was very different than Tishie's. You people had sharper claws and knew how to use them in an frenzied manner. I took that as a chance to have a little fun. To make my presence known and start my desired purpose of coming to this board to make a few new friends I made a two line post in the art forum that I meant as a joke. Stupid me, I know better to make jokes in unfamiliar mixed company. The person that had posted the subject matter I joke about took offense and delicately ripped me a new one. Again I offered my apologies, stated that I meant it only in jest and then began to expand on my interest in the subject matter. I got a semi-nice semi-sarcastic response that threw the gauntlet down and basically told me to prove that I had even the slightest idea in what I was talking about by "showing my stuff" so to say and justify my qualifications to make a comment in that forum. So, I did. The author of the original post saw my work and stated and I quote "yea it's brilliant". One almost enemy, now hopefully a friend down, 1,788 to go.

Next stop Bonsai Kitty. I saw my old friend Alan Fuck Wit posting there so I thought I would join in. I stuck his head in a jar and thought it might make a few people laugh, especially Mr. Fuck Wit. I tried to make my point with humor and a little computer magic, then I came to understand that there was more to the animosity between Mr. Dark Clouds and Mr. Fuck Wit than just little kitties in a jar. Not knowing Mr. Clouds I naturally came to the defense of my long time friend and I, in an blatant naive manner asked them to kiss and make up. I even took some time out of my day to try and make a point of how silly the whole thing was by creating the Bonsai Tomato graphic. I was hoping Mr. Clouds would see my point of view and just slightly say one little thing to suggest that maybe he was over reacting just a tiny bit. No post came. It was no big deal, I saw that he had some issues and I just let it go.

Now after your post, and I repeat, I do appreciate it, I see that there is some history of hair pulling and knee kicking between Mr.Fuck Wit and Mr.Clouds. That's too bad. I hate that in ex-Jws. I think we all should gather around the camp fire and sing that stupid Cum'bi'a song. I would also like for Sandra Bullock to fall deeply in love with me and rape my ass every night 'till my head explodes but that ain't going to happen either. You are right, Alan has been bad. He should know better. The thing is I know why Alan says and does some of the things he says and does and to try and explain it would mean I would have to quit my job and dedicate the next year or so fumble-typing that explanation. Lets just say he is smart as hell and smart is in fashion. It wasn't in fashion when Alan was a young egg head in school. He was also a JW growing up and that fact alone should give him an extra two swings at bat. But then I realize that Mr. Clouds might have had a similar background and I must mentally allow him the extra swings also. Who knows maybe they will agree on something someday and become friends. I took the time to get to know Alan and his family and they are great people and good friends. I just met Mr. Clouds and he has offered me nothing to think any different about him them my assumption resulting from his conversation with Alan. I said noting negative or condescending to him, only that I know Alan and he was a friend. He has not replied to my last post or to Bonsai Tomato's.

I am officially tearing off my stripped referees shirt, throwing it on the ground and telling the boys to play nice and work out their own problems.

I think I just might end my search for new exJW friends on these various discussion boards and just stick to my obsession with Sandra Bullock.

Thanks again Bad, I admire the hell out of someone with the sense of fairness.

Dave

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Bonsai Kitty

by suzi mayhem in

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ok.. i know i've been a bit of a buster in the past, but this is for real.

there is a site out there, and apparently a demand, for modified housepets.

in a nutshell, what these ahem... [people] do is take a kitten, sedate it, insert the poor thing into a glass bottle with air holes drilled into it, and run tubes into it to feed it, and tubes into it to take care of everything else.

seven006

Come on now Mrs Fuck Wit, at one time all of us here thought the JW religion was real.
There are a few million people still being duped by it. Maybe that's the problem with those who are offended with the phony kitty in a jar site. It hit's a little too close to home.

Fuck Wit family friend

Dave

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Bonsai Kitty

by suzi mayhem in

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friends

ok.. i know i've been a bit of a buster in the past, but this is for real.

there is a site out there, and apparently a demand, for modified housepets.

in a nutshell, what these ahem... [people] do is take a kitten, sedate it, insert the poor thing into a glass bottle with air holes drilled into it, and run tubes into it to feed it, and tubes into it to take care of everything else.

seven006

emyrose,

I have just one question for you. Did you think the photo of Alan with his head in a jar was funny? Dark Clouds did.

Personally I think that the fact that this topic has gone on for four pages is funny.

Dave

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Bonsai Kitty

by suzi mayhem in

jw
friends

ok.. i know i've been a bit of a buster in the past, but this is for real.

there is a site out there, and apparently a demand, for modified housepets.

in a nutshell, what these ahem... [people] do is take a kitten, sedate it, insert the poor thing into a glass bottle with air holes drilled into it, and run tubes into it to feed it, and tubes into it to take care of everything else.

seven006

Jesus Christ, Dark Clouds who pissed in your Cheereos? Are you always this angry? Just because someone has a difference of opinion with you do you feel the need to attack his wife? Is your body so fantastic that women toss their underwear at you and beg you to shoot a lightning bolt out your zipper? You have to stoop to calling someone fat to express your own insecurities?

You like kitties, that's great. Don't for a second think that makes you a sensitive and caring man. Does calling someone a "fat fuck wit" make you feel like a man? You have made your board name "Dark Clouds", it looks like you might have some issues. Defending little kitties by calling Alan names is a bit counter productive don't you think?
You love little animals but an intelligent human being that has helped hundreds of people much like yourself is not worthy of the same kindness you show to dumb animals? Does Alan intimidate you? Does his wife threaten your masculinity? Or are you just pissed off at the world and you found a subject that you could comment on where you didn't have to use really big words to explain your position?

I use to be pissed of at the world, I know where you are coming from but just try and take a deep breath and chill a little. IT WAS A JOKE! Good or bad it wasn't real life!
Try and grasp the concept that all you see in the world is not real. Quit being pissed off because you got duped a little. Hey, they got you! Laugh a little at yourself and quit picking on nice people. You'll end up with a brain hemorrhoid and have to shove personality suppositories up your thought process. Be nice, get to know the man before you start calling him names, you might actually like him. I do and I hate everybody.

I do, in a strange way appreciate you calling Alan a "fuck wit". I have been searching for a good name to call him and you came up with it for me. I even think he likes it. If you can be the man and apologize first I know for a certainty that Alan will reciprocate. If he doesn't I will kick the shit out of him when I see him. I'm a big mean looking SOB and he knows I can kick his ass so for the sake of his and my friendship I am asking you nicely to take some of that kitty love you have and tell Alan you are sorry for calling him FAT.

Fuck Wit I like so see if you can just apologize for the "fat" part, I would apperciat it.

Fuck Wit's friend

Dave

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Bonsai Kitty

by suzi mayhem in

jw
friends

ok.. i know i've been a bit of a buster in the past, but this is for real.

there is a site out there, and apparently a demand, for modified housepets.

in a nutshell, what these ahem... [people] do is take a kitten, sedate it, insert the poor thing into a glass bottle with air holes drilled into it, and run tubes into it to feed it, and tubes into it to take care of everything else.

seven006

Alan's Wife,

If you guys come out, you know you have a place to stay. I'll let you use any room in the house as if it was your own except the kitchen.

Tell Rilla, I love her and I miss her but her humus tastes like shit.

Alan and I are going to eat live chickens with some fava beans and a nice glass of kool aid.

Dave

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Bonsai Kitty

by suzi mayhem in

jw
friends

ok.. i know i've been a bit of a buster in the past, but this is for real.

there is a site out there, and apparently a demand, for modified housepets.

in a nutshell, what these ahem... [people] do is take a kitten, sedate it, insert the poor thing into a glass bottle with air holes drilled into it, and run tubes into it to feed it, and tubes into it to take care of everything else.

seven006

Venice,

you haven't figured out who I am yet, have you?

Dave

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Bonsai Kitty

by suzi mayhem in

jw
friends

ok.. i know i've been a bit of a buster in the past, but this is for real.

there is a site out there, and apparently a demand, for modified housepets.

in a nutshell, what these ahem... [people] do is take a kitten, sedate it, insert the poor thing into a glass bottle with air holes drilled into it, and run tubes into it to feed it, and tubes into it to take care of everything else.

seven006

DC,

Come on now, who are you kidding. Waiting to get an animals skin after it has died of natural causes is pushing it a bit too far. Fist of all the leather from a cow is not widely used if it has died of old age. If it has died of disease the hides are burned. The leather is undesirable in both cases. The same goes for fur. Once the fur bearing animal reaches a certain age the hair begins to fall out, looses it's oils, stiffens, and also turns color. Just like humans the older they get the less hair they have and the rigidity of their skin diminishes. I myself would never buy a fur coat but I do admit that I use natural hair paint brushes for some of my art. I do check to make sure the sable has died in a car accident first.

If you want to think that the leather shoes, jacket, or pants, (you wear leather pants?) you wear come from a cow that has reached it's golden years than you just do that. Personally I only eat the meat from animals that have committed suicide.

Have you ever seen a cat chase down a poor defenseless little birdie? They catch it, play with it, play "how many times can I bite your head before it comes off" games and leave the majority of it for the bugs. Animals eat animals. Have you ever watched The Discovery Channel? I think asking a lion to wait until a gazelle drops dead from natural causes is not going to happen. The only difference between the animals and humans is we feed the animals we eat fairly well before we bop them on the head and grill them to juicy perfection. Yes, at that time we also use their skin. Once they are dead I'm sure they no longer mind.

Your leather products come from young to middle aged cows. The medicine you take has been developed and tested on sweet little funny monkeys and rats and I hate to break this to you but the Jell-O you may or may not eat comes from the little cows hoofs. All young, all with bright futures.

As far as people jumping on you goes, it wasn't your words about the kitty in a can, it was the attack you made on Alan that provoked my response. I saw he first called you a "dork brain" but
"dork brain" is not near as harsh as "fat fuck wit" (I do admit fat fuck wit is much funnier). Actually I haven't seen Alan in person for a few years but looking at his picture I can tell you he has lost a good amount of weight since I last saw him (either that or he had a baby and didn't tell me). It must come from all the tasteless, textures, VEGETARIAN food his wife tries to shove down his throat. I'm still gagging from the damn VEGETARIAN dinner I had with he and his family three years ago. Humus tastes like air and looks like ground up maggots.

Watching intelligent people argue is fun, educational, stimulating, and some times boring as hell. Watching them call each other names is hurtful and not necessary (for them, not for me). I think "fat fuck wit" and "Dork Brain" need to go stand in the corner until they can apologize to each other.

Now I need a damn hamburger and a nice glass of scotch.

Dave