Stacey,
A typical guy? Now that hurt. Yes, I am an artist, ask anyone. I wouldn't fib about something like that. I might about other things but not that. I have never used my stature as an artist to try and pick up chicks. Well, there was that one time.....and I just thought of another.....ya know, when the kitten thing doesn't work you just have to get creative.
Not knowing your personality is a good point but I have an easy solution to that problem. You could tell me what you want. I usually don't do things like this because it opens up a flood of request but, since I'm still enjoying my time off from working every day I spend most of that time honing my computer graphic skills. Playing with a tattoo design would be fun as well as educational.
If you could send a couple of photos of your hip or tailbone, I'll use them to come up with some ideas (OK, who's cracking up at that statement?) Knock it off you perverts! TR, Kevin, Jayhawk, ya I'm talking to you guys! I'm do'n the nice guy thing here so cut me some slack!
I take my art very serious just as I do my kitten rescuing. If you need proof of my art ability I will give you a URL to check out. If you want to simply TRUST ME then just send the photos. I'm only ten hours away up I-5 and to the right a little. I use to live in Fremont when I was a kid so if absolutely necessary I could shoot the photos for you. Ya see, I'm just one hell of a nice guy, no hidden agenda, no fantasies of candle lit dinners on pier 39 looking over the San Francisco Bay or a night listening to the waves crashing on the beach in Santa Cruz. Just pure an adulterated art and nice guy stuff. If I was inferring to anything else I would be making comments about moonlit nights walking down Wikiki beach or having a nice tall drink while we watched the Kamikaze surfers in Makaha.
But I'm not, so just trust me!
Innocent nice guy and artist, Dave