plmkrzy,
Ok, the sock thing might work, I'll bring my duck.
Dave
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Farkel is a liar and a cheat!
by seven006 ini have absolutely had it with farkel's lies and (try new kiddy bathroom bubbles only $3.95 per bottle) his childish attempts to discredit those who still believe in god.
he is relentless in his (now the one pound tub of the famous amway laundry detergent only 19.95) efforts to shove atheism down our throats.
i personally am offended by (new amway energy bars in four tasty flavors, box of 12 only $6.95) his blatantly cynical attitude and slamming dialog.. i think his account should be (summers coming, try amway car wax and make your old car look new)!
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How Big is Your Hard Drive?
by teenyuck inthis is serious...i know many of you are serious computer intells...i am a comp user who knows how to set it up and run programs..that is about it.... i am looking to buy a new comp...soon...i have a 400 mhz, pentium ii...it locks up, gets fatal errors and simply will not do many things that newer comps can...it is 4 years old.
my question...what type of computer size is best?
80 gig hard drive, 512 ddr sdram, 1.8 speed?
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Alan F is crazy, any PC isn't worth squat! Get a Mac!
I have a Mac G4 with duel 1 gig processors, 80 gig hard drive, 1.24 gigs of ram, DVD and CD burners, four barrel carb with hooker headers sitting on a board out 327, Krager Mags, Gabriel hijackers and Hurst linkage. Mickey Thompson sixty series raise white letter tires, Thrush glass packs and a screaming 8 trac......wait, I was talking about my car in high school. I get those things mixed up all the time.
What have happened to real machines? Guys care about how much power they have backing up their typing box then they do cars now. The whole country has turned into a bunch of whips! Ever since the mid 80's all us guys had to learn to be sensitive and give up our real toys. I'm a little upset now, I think I feel a tear welling up. Where are my tissues in the floral design box that smell like fresh daisies?
It's just so...sniff..sniff ...confusing being a guy these days.
Dave
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Farkel is a liar and a cheat!
by seven006 ini have absolutely had it with farkel's lies and (try new kiddy bathroom bubbles only $3.95 per bottle) his childish attempts to discredit those who still believe in god.
he is relentless in his (now the one pound tub of the famous amway laundry detergent only 19.95) efforts to shove atheism down our throats.
i personally am offended by (new amway energy bars in four tasty flavors, box of 12 only $6.95) his blatantly cynical attitude and slamming dialog.. i think his account should be (summers coming, try amway car wax and make your old car look new)!
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Red,
I can't believe you mentioned that stupid little bath toy sub! I saw it advertise it on TV when I was a kid and just had to have one. My dad bought one for me and one for my brother when we were about six and seven.
The baking soda worked pretty lame so my brother and I thought that tooth paste would be a much better fuel. Have you ever put tooth paste on a naked little six year old while he was in the tub? It's like battery acid and it burns like hell! You get it all over your hands trying to put it in the little hole in the sub and once it starts hitting the sensitive parts of a little six year olds body the fire begins. Then you start crying and you end up rubbing the burning tooth paste in your eyes and then you end up blind.
Your ass is burning your tiny little balls are burning your little dick feels like it's just been put through a pencil sharpener. I ended up blind and crying my eyes out while running down the hall naked screaming in pain thinking my whole body was on fire while my brother was chasing me with the damn submarine in his hands yelling "don't tell mom, don't tell mom"!!
I'm sure it looked weird as hell and we ended up getting our subs thrown in the garbage. To teach us a lesson for wasting a whole tube of tooth paste my mom made us brush our teeth with baking soda for a week.
I learned a lesson that day. Tooth paste makes terrible submarine fuel and baking soda tastes like shit.
I hated my childhood.
Dave
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Farkel is a liar and a cheat!
by seven006 ini have absolutely had it with farkel's lies and (try new kiddy bathroom bubbles only $3.95 per bottle) his childish attempts to discredit those who still believe in god.
he is relentless in his (now the one pound tub of the famous amway laundry detergent only 19.95) efforts to shove atheism down our throats.
i personally am offended by (new amway energy bars in four tasty flavors, box of 12 only $6.95) his blatantly cynical attitude and slamming dialog.. i think his account should be (summers coming, try amway car wax and make your old car look new)!
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plmkrzy,
Don't try and seduce me into your bath tub, it won't work! Unless you have bubbles, I like bubbles, then it might work, but none of this naked footsie rubbie up against my naked guy stuff kind'a thing. You damn women have sharp toe nails and my guy stuff ends up getting scratch, then I have to rub it and then all hell breaks out.
You damn women trick me into the damn bath tub like my mom use to do with little plastic boat toys when I was a kid. Have you ever had to go to the doctor to get a toy boat anchor pulled out of your little butt? It's god damned embarrassing!
Dave
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Farkel is a liar and a cheat!
by seven006 ini have absolutely had it with farkel's lies and (try new kiddy bathroom bubbles only $3.95 per bottle) his childish attempts to discredit those who still believe in god.
he is relentless in his (now the one pound tub of the famous amway laundry detergent only 19.95) efforts to shove atheism down our throats.
i personally am offended by (new amway energy bars in four tasty flavors, box of 12 only $6.95) his blatantly cynical attitude and slamming dialog.. i think his account should be (summers coming, try amway car wax and make your old car look new)!
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Paula,
If you had it and didn't know, what good would it have been? As I have said many times before, your husband is a very lucky guy.plmkrzy,
The soap is on the way, stay in the tub and be patient!I didn't know I was so damn luvable. I guess I just don't pay any attention to stuff like that. I have always wanted to be thought of as intelligent and creative. Being luvable and $4.50 will get me a tall mocha at Starbucks.
The next resume I send out I'll put luvable on it and see what happens.
Dave
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Farkel is a liar and a cheat!
by seven006 ini have absolutely had it with farkel's lies and (try new kiddy bathroom bubbles only $3.95 per bottle) his childish attempts to discredit those who still believe in god.
he is relentless in his (now the one pound tub of the famous amway laundry detergent only 19.95) efforts to shove atheism down our throats.
i personally am offended by (new amway energy bars in four tasty flavors, box of 12 only $6.95) his blatantly cynical attitude and slamming dialog.. i think his account should be (summers coming, try amway car wax and make your old car look new)!
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Fark,
I just bought that new Mac G4 duel processor super computer today 80 G hard drive 1+ G of ram and two 1 G processors with a cdwr and DVD burner, so I am going to get started on that stuff we talked about.
I came up with some more ideas that will make the concept even better and generate a hell of a lot more revenue, attract a lot bigger market and increase brand loyalty to ridicules proportions. You need to call me when you get a chance. The new additional ideas will blow your mind. Ya, ya, I know, I'm your daddy.Dave
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Farkel is a liar and a cheat!
by seven006 ini have absolutely had it with farkel's lies and (try new kiddy bathroom bubbles only $3.95 per bottle) his childish attempts to discredit those who still believe in god.
he is relentless in his (now the one pound tub of the famous amway laundry detergent only 19.95) efforts to shove atheism down our throats.
i personally am offended by (new amway energy bars in four tasty flavors, box of 12 only $6.95) his blatantly cynical attitude and slamming dialog.. i think his account should be (summers coming, try amway car wax and make your old car look new)!
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Larc,
What makes you think I have a 50 gallon drum of Jim Beam? Who do you think I am, Kent?
Damn, some times I just crack myself up.Dave
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Farkel is a liar and a cheat!
by seven006 ini have absolutely had it with farkel's lies and (try new kiddy bathroom bubbles only $3.95 per bottle) his childish attempts to discredit those who still believe in god.
he is relentless in his (now the one pound tub of the famous amway laundry detergent only 19.95) efforts to shove atheism down our throats.
i personally am offended by (new amway energy bars in four tasty flavors, box of 12 only $6.95) his blatantly cynical attitude and slamming dialog.. i think his account should be (summers coming, try amway car wax and make your old car look new)!
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Paula,
You look so much like my ex-girlfriend it mesmerized me for a few seconds, then reality kicked in and the guys in the white coats helped me back to my room. I'm feeling much better now.
Red Horsey lady,
Don't be so stupid! We had our own dresses. What do you think we are? Freaks?
Derrick,
Are you the Derrick that Farkel thinks is a real ass bite or are you another one that people like? I get all you people from H2o mixed up all the time. It's hard to keep track of which one of you hates the other. I wish one of you guys could type up a list of all the people on the two different teams so all us who never had agony of developing long term hatreds on H20 can figure it all out.
It's hard know who are the good guys and who are the ass bits. The only ass bite I know for sure is Robert and he doesn't count because he is mental.
Dave
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What JW's on MSN Think of This Site...
by teenyuck ini cut and pasted from just jw's on msn...i will post the link, however, if you are not a member you cannot link in...somehow i got accepted!.
http://64.4.8.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=en&lah=8c41521583fca644a4e2d0ee2c43f5b4&lat=1015435130&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fcommunities%2emsn%2eco%2euk%2fjustjws.
the jehovahs-witness.com site is not a jehovah's witness site.
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this is what I think of JW's on MSN
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Farkel is a liar and a cheat!
by seven006 ini have absolutely had it with farkel's lies and (try new kiddy bathroom bubbles only $3.95 per bottle) his childish attempts to discredit those who still believe in god.
he is relentless in his (now the one pound tub of the famous amway laundry detergent only 19.95) efforts to shove atheism down our throats.
i personally am offended by (new amway energy bars in four tasty flavors, box of 12 only $6.95) his blatantly cynical attitude and slamming dialog.. i think his account should be (summers coming, try amway car wax and make your old car look new)!
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Naeblis,
Don't you mean 15 gallons?
Batalbee,
I have no idea what genX ginalmonster means. I heard my younger son and a few of his biddies use that word along with the term MILF. The word MILF was directed to my son and a few seconds later a fight broke out. I asked what a MILF meant and when they told me I called them all a bunch of little perves. They seemed to all accept that with much pride.
Larc,
I don't know if Fark has time to mow anymore lawns right now, try him next weekend. Right now we are in a heated law suit against the Girl Scouts of America. We are suing them for age and gender discrimination for refusing to let us sell girl scout cookies. It pisses me off especially since Fark went out and bought the uniforms and everything. We figured what the hell, wearing an ugly brown dress and putting a few stupid ribbons in our hair while we hang out at a local grocery store for a few hours we'd clean up. Who can resist two middle aged guys in a dress selling cookies? It just isn't fair!
Mommy,
Is that really a picture of you? Tell your kids they are brilliant! Who would have ever thought of hiding under your moms shirt while playing hide and seek with the neighbor kids? Kid's are so damn creative!
Scully,
All the love and admiration should be directed at me. It was my idea and Fark didn't want to do it. He is such a pain in the ass when it comes to creative marketing. He wanted to sell Amway products door to door like a damn JW. I told him that concept has been done to death and unless we can trick people into coming to some kind of meeting and then convincing them that becoming an Amway distributor would save their lives it wouldn't work. Fark has the originality of a brick.
The only new concept in selling he has come up with is buying a pair of G-string underwear and walking through a shopping mall with the words "I love Amway, follow my ass" tattooed on his butt cheeks, you know, the old two sided bill board approach. He had the tattoo work done but since his ass is so skinny and baggy when he showed it too me all I could read was "I love my ass." You could smuggle a boat load of Cubans in the sagging depths of his butt crack. The man needs some serious cosmetic surgery.
Flower,
Once again I love to try and show you that even in the biggest pile of bull shit you can find a happy fly. When life gets you down, you flip it the bird and try to laugh. If you can look back at your wasted years as a JW and laugh you can make it through anything. We are the true survivors of Armageddon. We have made it through a mind controlling concept that millions of others are still duped by. If you can find a little humor in that, nothing is impossible.
Joy2bfree,
Desperation breeds creativity. Just wait until a real business idea is put together by Fark and me. There is an old saying, "its quite a comfort accepting the fact that you are totally fucked, you realize that things can't get any worse." You put two middle aged guys who have been out of work for a long time together in one room and you get one of two things. An incredible business concept that will make millions, or, two drunk middle aged guys talking about stupid business concepts that will make millions.
Lauralisa,
I tried going to that website but I kept getting a message saying "cannot find website." I tried again and again and again. That was cruel and make me feel stupid. I loved the concept.
Alan F.
You MIT graduates are real thinkers. I'll bet you stayed up all night coming up with that one. How many times have I told you that you are not funny. You spend to much time thinking. You spend all day trying to come up with a sophisticated computer chip that will work faster than the speed of light and process a trillion calculations per millisecond while developing a super electronic cooling system to keep it from blowing up the western United States and then you come home and all you can say is "Poopie Doopie on Youpie".
Just one quick comment in response, Eighty year old scotch in not designed to be a brain douche.
Hillary-step,
Stop playing with Alan! Bad association spoils usefull brain cells.
Hippikon,
Farkel is the reincarnation of Albert Einstein and Sniffles the cartoon mouse all rolled into one.
Noidea,
Don't start that with me, Your smile does not have power over me anymore. Do not conjure up images in my head of massage oil and stuff like that. I told you before, another place, another time, another life.