He also admitted he "dated" a prostitute in Thailand
Lordy, can you just imagine what that setup was?
"Oh, Mister Woyd, you such good lover to me! You be my boyfriend and me love you long time. Me definitely your girlfriend and me not just say you good lover so you give me more money. Ignore men outside, they all just friends, that all, not like you, so many muscles you have and you so handsome and manly! Erm, no, we not do humpy-humpy right now, me need to vomit a little ..."
Disclaimer: I have absolutely zero first-hand knowledge of prostitutes but even I know they are not like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman and they are not falling for you. I imagine anything they tell you is to loosen your wallet and keep you friendly.
And no one would fall for that ... would they? Can anyone be that STUPID? Apparently, yes ... yes they can.
Lloyd is the comedy gift that keep on giving. It's like a soundbox in a doll - you just poke that belly and another nugget flies out.