I just wanted to celebrate part II of this legendary thread with a caption contest .......aaaaaand GO!
"I thought the probability of being a rapist by regularly using prostitutes was higher than the probability of catching AIDS ... thankfully, the little money I didn't piss away on toys and t-shirts will last the rest of my life ... unfortunately, the doctors say that is probably next week ... so I bought some more drugs"
OK, it isn't so much of a "caption" that it wouldn't fit in the bubble.