Picture the scene at Twitter HQ:
Elon is sat at his desk, scanning the computer, a worried look on his face.
"No", he whispers.
"No, no no no no NOOOOO!!" he ends with a shout.
His assistant rushes in.
"What happened?"
"He ... he left", Elon says in a dejected voice.
"Who left?" his assistant questions.
"We lost the mighty Lloyd Evans, what are we going to do now?"
"Yeah, losing that $0 a month is gonna sure hurt" says the assistant, as Elon can't keep up the charade and bursts into laughter.
The multi-billionaire who runs Tesla, SpaceX, and Twitter laughs at how important the guy with a handful of followers who barely gets any likes thinks he is.