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  If you had the money what you do ...

  by sleepy in

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  if you had the money what you do warn people of the "truth".

  i was thinking while on holiday of what money could accomplish in helping and educating people about the "truth".. i though maybe an half page advert in the national newspapers , as witness would find it hard to resist reading it if they didn't know it was there before hand , maybe one every few week on a different subject.. so in the first one it would read,.

  attention jehovahs witnesses ,.

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  I dont think any amount of money would save them all...
  they wouldnt read it anyway
  kisses
  sky
  PS Honestly, they would see it as you showing off you money, being "materialistic"....;)
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  YOU MIGHT BE A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS IF....

  by ninjaturtle in

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  if "pioneer" is not a stereo, "new light" is not something in the housewares department, and "tract" has nothing to do with land or farming.

  if you know when nisan 14 of the jewish calendar lands in the gregorian calendar from year to year, and yet you commonly forget your own birthday.

  if "memorial day" isn't in may.

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  If you are a 19 year old single woman, and considered, an "Old Maid"....
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  YOU MIGHT BE A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS IF....

  by ninjaturtle in

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  if "pioneer" is not a stereo, "new light" is not something in the housewares department, and "tract" has nothing to do with land or farming.

  if you know when nisan 14 of the jewish calendar lands in the gregorian calendar from year to year, and yet you commonly forget your own birthday.

  if "memorial day" isn't in may.

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  HIlarious!!!!
  oh, how true.....
  Kisses!
  Sky
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  Your Most Embarrassing JW Moment

  by Sky in

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  im just curious about this:.

  mine is stupid, but thoroughly humiliating at the same time.. my mother made me wear high heels for the first time to an assembly when i was 15 years old.

  it was all snow and ice that day, but i made it inside fine without slipping.. during the first session, the naughty girl that i was, had gotten bored, so i decided to go to the restroom.. i guess the floors were wet or something, because i slipped and fell down about 17 or 18 steps.... head over heels, quite literally.. i landed at the bottome with my dress up over my head, showing off all my under "wares: lol!.

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  Im just curious about this:
  Mine is stupid, but thoroughly humiliating at the same time.
  My mother made me wear High Heels for the first time to an assembly when I was 15 years old. It was all snow and ice that day, but I made it inside fine without slipping.
  During the first session, the naughty girl that I was, had gotten bored, so I decided to go to the restroom.
  I guess the floors were wet or something, because I slipped and fell down about 17 or 18 steps...
  Head over Heels, quite literally.
  I landed at the bottome with my dress up over my head, showing off all my under "wares: LOL!
  I also fractured my wrist...:(
  I cried and cried and CRIED SOME MORE!!! I was SOOOO Embarrassed!!!
  Kisses!
  "Grace"
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  Witness memory #2332

  by Naeblis in

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  (cause even i like to post witness stuff at times).

  * names have been changed to protect the innocent.. "tim!

  get to the hall as quick as you can tonight.

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  Oh gosh, I wish I had that easy writing talks, but OH NO!
  WE had to have a THEME
  a SeTTING, while a the same time, making it believable
  it had to be a householder preferably, not just another sister you wree chatting with...
  You had to wrry about what you were going to wear, how you would fix your hair, AND
  Not fall off the stage from your knees shaking, while wearing heels..
  But, then again, I never did have to give a talk on masturbation...
  Kisses!
  Sky
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  I'm Going Too. Hello Again.

  by Englishman in

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  i'm going to the pub.. see you tomorrow.. englishman.. bring on the dancing girls!

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  I would come with ya, but after New Years, I dont think I can ever drink again...
  Hows about I Drive????
  Kisses!
  Sky
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  Bitter Fruitage of Ignorance &Isolation

  by metatron in

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  it is reasonable to expect more accounts of violence and deranged.

  behavior among witnesses in coming years.. why?

  to the watchtower leadership, the organization appears little.

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  Happy Man,
  If you are an Elder, why are you still on this board even after you see we are "apostates"?
  Having Doubts?
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  How Many "Householders" Did You Bring...

  by teenyuck in

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  just curious...after a long discussion with my mother on her 34 year career as a faithful jw, i asked her how many people she brought in, not counting my sister, myself, my father?

  4 in 34 years.

  since i started going door to door at age 5 until age 18, i never had a bible study with anyone.

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  Unfortunately, I brought in 1. And quite ridiculously, she just got baptized so we could be friends. Now she is full fledged JW. Calles me an apostate and everything.
  It makesme quite sad to think sometimes, that i thought I was gaining a friend by bringing her in, but in the end, I lost a friend by bringing her in.
  Kisses,
  Sky
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  Fires trap Aussie residents on beach

  by ozziepost in

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  tonite's news report on the fires which are devastating sydney and much of new south wales includes this scary item:.

  bushfires have trapped coastal residents on nsw beaches for a second day as authorities called for two more 'elvis' helitankers to help battle the raging infernos devastating nsw.. about 2,000 residents from bendalong and berringer lake on the nsw south coast were evacuated to the beach as a fire that destroyed about up to 20 houses on wednesday night in nearby sussex inlet headed their way.. they were trapped on the beach with wildfires cutting off all road access, according to shoalhaven rural fire service spokeswoman june webster.. "there's only one road out to the highway and that's ringed with fire.

  they can't get out," she said.. on wednesday night 5,000 residents of sussex inlet were forced to huddle on the beach as parts of their town were turned to ashes by the same fire.

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  Thanks!
  SOrry Im not "up" on my Aussie talk!
  Maybe someday, I can come visit you all there, and learn it!
  Kisses!
  Sky
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  Fires trap Aussie residents on beach

  by ozziepost in

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  tonite's news report on the fires which are devastating sydney and much of new south wales includes this scary item:.

  bushfires have trapped coastal residents on nsw beaches for a second day as authorities called for two more 'elvis' helitankers to help battle the raging infernos devastating nsw.. about 2,000 residents from bendalong and berringer lake on the nsw south coast were evacuated to the beach as a fire that destroyed about up to 20 houses on wednesday night in nearby sussex inlet headed their way.. they were trapped on the beach with wildfires cutting off all road access, according to shoalhaven rural fire service spokeswoman june webster.. "there's only one road out to the highway and that's ringed with fire.

  they can't get out," she said.. on wednesday night 5,000 residents of sussex inlet were forced to huddle on the beach as parts of their town were turned to ashes by the same fire.

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  question:
  what is a "bungled backburn"?
  Thanks!
  Sky