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  Just a female thing?

  by anglise in

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  since drifting from the org over the last year or so i have been slowly updating my clothes.

  i thought maybe it was just me who had been dressing like a middle aged matron since i was 23 but whilst talking to a young xsister recently i learnt that she too has thrown out most of the clothes she used to wear whilst a dub.. has anyone else found themselves doing this, and is it just a female thing?

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  SlayerLayer

  Hi Wendy,
  I have a celtic interlacing armband tattooed on my left arm. I'm wanting to get another one.

  "Forget the tribe, my pants have spoken."
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  Demons / Urban Legends! Which Is It????

  by Big Jim in

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  has anyone on this board ever experienced contact with demons?.

  i have heard demons talked about for years, however i have never known anyone that has had any real experiences with them, i have only heard storys.. .

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  logical:

  ugggadie booggadie boo!
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  Demons / Urban Legends! Which Is It????

  by Big Jim in

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  has anyone on this board ever experienced contact with demons?.

  i have heard demons talked about for years, however i have never known anyone that has had any real experiences with them, i have only heard storys.. .

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  Liberty,
  While I agree that most experiences that people have are during the "waking" hours, I strongly disagree with your conclusion that these are simply dreams. Are they a product of the imagination? Maybe. Please go to website that I listed above for further info on this, as it is a serious condition that is often misdiagnosed as a "bad dream".

  Night Terrors however, do not explain the experience that I've had. I was fully awake when many of the things I posted happened. How would you explain the mysterious doll that made it's way to my bed? Or the disappearing smoke? Or the penny bank that decided to jump for it? Or the fact that my mom and I BOTH physically encountered something? Maybe you could explain away any ONE of these things, but can you explain the fact that these and many other things occured on a daily basis? And can you explain why it all stopped when we moved into a new house?

  Like I said before, I don't really believe that it was demons per say, but I know that something WAS there.

  "Forget the tribe, my pants have spoken."
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  Demons / Urban Legends! Which Is It????

  by Big Jim in

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  has anyone on this board ever experienced contact with demons?.

  i have heard demons talked about for years, however i have never known anyone that has had any real experiences with them, i have only heard storys.. .

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  Hi doubting,

  There is a condition called "Night Terrors" http://www.nightterrors.org/

  that people will try to say explains the feeling of someone on top of you, doing harm.

  Did anything happen while you were already awake, maybe just sitting down watching tv?
  The reason I ask, is because in your case when you called out Jehovah's name, it went away. I am by NO means trying to say that it didn't really happen, because I know for a fact that it can and does happen.

  What I am saying is that if you read about these "Night Terrors" you may find that calling out Jehovah's name only worked, because you had been conditioned to believe that it would.

  At any rate, it is a horrible thing to go through.
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  JW JOKES PLEASE ADD MORE!

  by natred in

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  jokeshow to get rid of a jehovah's witness... .

  when they ask, "can i talk to you about god?

  " reply, "sure, what would you like to know?

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  You might be a JW if...

  1. If your reaction to someone wearing a Cross is the same
  as a vampire's, you might be a JW.

  2. If you think demons can reduce their size to fit in jewelry,
  furniture, books, or into blue smurfs you might be a JW.
  
  3. If you think all men with beards and long hair are not acceptable,
  you might be a JW

  4. If you think field service is other than working in the corn fields,
  you might be a JW.

  5. If you are a male and sitting in a Kingdom Hall when a very good
  looking young lady comes in in a mini skirt, and your first thought
  is, "How immodest that sister is!" rather than,"Oh THANK GOD!!",
  then most likely you're a jdub

  6.If you have awful dreams about getting caught holding someone else's
  cigarette and no one will believe you that it's not yours, yer
  probably Dub.

  7.If you just bought a dress that comes down to your mid calf that has
  puffy sleeves, a collar that buttons to your chin and lace trim, then
  you are a Dub with a part on an Assembly. You might be even thinking
  about wearing makeup for the occasion.

  8. If you believe that God ignored everyone for nearly 2,000 years,
  then suddenly gave His truth to a man who sat around drawing
  pictures and plans of pyramids, you must be a Jdub....

  9. If you've spent days at a baseball stadium and never saw a ball and
  didn't even have a beer, you might be a JW.

  10. If you're 25 years old and have never kissed anyone but your mom,
  you might be a JW

  There's 100 of these if you want to read the rest
  http://www.serve.com/larryi/mightbe.html

  "Forget the tribe, my pants have spoken."
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  Just a female thing?

  by anglise in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  since drifting from the org over the last year or so i have been slowly updating my clothes.

  i thought maybe it was just me who had been dressing like a middle aged matron since i was 23 but whilst talking to a young xsister recently i learnt that she too has thrown out most of the clothes she used to wear whilst a dub.. has anyone else found themselves doing this, and is it just a female thing?

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  SlayerLayer

  Not just a female thing. I used to have to dress to show that I was "no part of this world". Now girl let me tell ya...

  Shopping at the GAP J.CREW I got it goin ON!!! lol

  Everything changed, including that goofy "clean cut christian" hairstyle.

  Stylin and profilin,
  Chris

  "Forget the tribe, my pants have spoken."
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  Demons / Urban Legends! Which Is It????

  by Big Jim in

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  has anyone on this board ever experienced contact with demons?.

  i have heard demons talked about for years, however i have never known anyone that has had any real experiences with them, i have only heard storys.. .

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  When I was 16, my family moved into an old house in the country. For the first week nothing happened. Soon, there were strange noises in the attic, and streams of smoke would just appear in front of us, then disappear. I used to wake up in the middle of the night with the feeling of someone sitting on my chest with their hands around my throat. I found out later that my mom was having the same experience at night.

  My parents talked to one of the elders about it, and went through the house throwing away all items that were purchased at a yard sale. My dad threw away all of my Billy Idol cassettes because they had a cross on the label. He actually threw away my "Legend Of Zelda" game because it had magic in it.

  Still, after throwing away everything they thought my be "inviting" the demons into our home, there were more unexplained things happening.

  I was in my little brothers room talking to him when we heard a rattling sound. We looked up on his dresser and his penny bank was shaking like crazy. It started sliding across the dresser and fell off.

  There was an antique doll that my mom had purchased at a yard sale, that we threw out into the garbage can outside. Later that night when I went to bed the doll was laying on my pillow.

  Needless to say "Calling on the name of Jehovah" never helped, not even when I was being physically attacked.

  We eventually moved.

  My parents believe that the house itself was demonized.

  Personally, I believe that we simply lived in a haunted house. Call it a ghost or a poltergeist if you want, but I know for a fact that SOMETHING was living in that house other than my family.
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  FRED'S CLEVER DISGUISE

  by SlayerLayer in

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  once again fred lurks where he isn't allowed.

  why are you here fred?

  maybe you're a closet apostate?.

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  ONCE AGAIN FRED LURKS WHERE HE ISN'T ALLOWED

  Why Are you here Fred? Maybe you're a closet apostate?

  (no animals, photos or icons wer harmed in the making of this pic
  all characters portrayed in this pic are ficticious. any similarties between these characters and real people are purely coincidental.)

  "Forget the tribe, my pants have spoken."
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  A VIDEO OF OUR DESTRUCTION courtesy of WOL

  by rileygurl in

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  i cannot believe those smug little pricks actually went through with their armageddon video... for those that want to see it here's the link: http://www.wlv.ac.uk/~in6979/video/lastday.htm.

  have fun.... i did.. puking all over my screen.

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  OH..MY...GOD...

  Excuse me for a moment while I wipe the puke from my screen...
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  OK, back... feeling better now.

  Actually, we can use this piece of work to our advantage. Put links to this movie on websites, to show just how "loving" these people are.

  :O ##### <-----me puking

  "Forget the tribe, my pants have spoken."
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  What the hell am I going to do with these books?!?

  by TheApostleAK in

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  what am i going to do with all the books (for field service) that i still got??

  i got 5 "life" books, 3 nwt's, 5 "knowledge" books, 3 of every brochure, 10 "required" brochures, 2 "creator" books, 2 "family" books and a 12 inch pile of wt's and awakes?

  (i got another box of books to got thru in a minute) and i didn't even pay for them!.

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  Some of those pages are thin enough to use as rolling paper.

  "Forget the tribe, my pants have spoken."