You might be a JW if...
1. If your reaction to someone wearing a Cross is the same
as a vampire's, you might be a JW.
2. If you think demons can reduce their size to fit in jewelry,
furniture, books, or into blue smurfs you might be a JW.
3. If you think all men with beards and long hair are not acceptable,
you might be a JW
4. If you think field service is other than working in the corn fields,
you might be a JW.
5. If you are a male and sitting in a Kingdom Hall when a very good
looking young lady comes in in a mini skirt, and your first thought
is, "How immodest that sister is!" rather than,"Oh THANK GOD!!",
then most likely you're a jdub
6.If you have awful dreams about getting caught holding someone else's
cigarette and no one will believe you that it's not yours, yer
probably Dub.
7.If you just bought a dress that comes down to your mid calf that has
puffy sleeves, a collar that buttons to your chin and lace trim, then
you are a Dub with a part on an Assembly. You might be even thinking
about wearing makeup for the occasion.
8. If you believe that God ignored everyone for nearly 2,000 years,
then suddenly gave His truth to a man who sat around drawing
pictures and plans of pyramids, you must be a Jdub....
9. If you've spent days at a baseball stadium and never saw a ball and
didn't even have a beer, you might be a JW.
10. If you're 25 years old and have never kissed anyone but your mom,
you might be a JW
There's 100 of these if you want to read the rest
http://www.serve.com/larryi/mightbe.html
"Forget the tribe, my pants have spoken."