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Funny ex-jw memes

by Apostate Anonymous in

backstory:.

so my born-in cousin who recently left the org is looking to start an ex-jw / group instagram based in socal.

he asked me if i had any ideas for a photo that can used for the instagram page and this is what i made for him:.

Exelder

These are brilliant and very clever.

Love them lol

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How many JDubs would believe this ridiculous statement?

by Sour Grapes in

a circuit overseer or a member of the gibbering body is giving a talk about demonism and he says the following, "there was an elder in a congregation in california who let his 8-year-old daughter watch disney movies that involved witches, gremlins, magic, and sorcery.

many may feel that they are harmless movies and are just entertainment.

well, the 8-year-old daughter actually brought a blue smurf doll to the public talk and watchtower study.

Exelder

ha ha

I have never actually heard the Smurf story or any issues with Smurfs. Perhaps it never reached us here in the UK.

We ALWAYS heard horror stories about people buying stuff from second hand stores.....suits and scarfs trying to strangle and squeeze people to death and toy building blocks reassembling themselves to make scary messages.

I used to be terrified of ELO's "Mr Blue Sky" because it contained the 'Satanic Death' march at the end the song and was riddled with backward messages.(except it wasn't of course)

And does anybody remember the story where John Denver supposedly made an announcement at the beginning of one of his concerts where he asked if there was any JW's in the audience, and if so, they were told to leave.

JW's LOVE stories like this.

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Is Jesus Christ, Jehovah God? (Not the Father, but Equal to the Father)

by JW Answers in

jehovah's witnesses,is jesus christ, jehovah god?

(not the father, but equal to the father)what if the watchtower told you about god in a false way, and yet the bible taught you about god in his true character, how would you respond?could it be true, that the watchtower have been leading you up the garden path, describing god in a way that the bible does not describe?

please watch my latest video to help you to see how the bible describes the lord jesus christ, and also within my video, i explain from the new world translation how the bible which the jws use, also describes jesus as jehovah god.

Exelder

"It is to show to the many silent observers who have left the cult that the dogma of evangelical christianity is as ridiculous as the Watchtower. It may save some a few wasted years looking for an alternative 'truth'."

Cofty it will take them YEARS to plough their way through this thread LOL.

it is just like religous cerebral tennis. back and forth, back and forth

Neither of you will change your mind or be convinced by the others argument.

But you both seem to be enjoying yourselves so I will let you get on with it.

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Here is what silly looks like

by Sour Grapes in

for shits and grins, i looked at an online sunday meeting a few days ago on youtube.

i was in disbelieve on just how silly everything looks with the watchtower reader reading from his little iphone and the watchtower conductor holding up his iphone to ask the questions.

then the conductor asked the reader to read a bible verse and of course, he reads from his little phone.

Exelder

Sir82...I didn't know....but do now.

PS. I have never been on JW talk.

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Here is what silly looks like

by Sour Grapes in

for shits and grins, i looked at an online sunday meeting a few days ago on youtube.

i was in disbelieve on just how silly everything looks with the watchtower reader reading from his little iphone and the watchtower conductor holding up his iphone to ask the questions.

then the conductor asked the reader to read a bible verse and of course, he reads from his little phone.

Exelder

Okay...thanks for the heads up punkofnice. I will know in future.

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Here is what silly looks like

by Sour Grapes in

for shits and grins, i looked at an online sunday meeting a few days ago on youtube.

i was in disbelieve on just how silly everything looks with the watchtower reader reading from his little iphone and the watchtower conductor holding up his iphone to ask the questions.

then the conductor asked the reader to read a bible verse and of course, he reads from his little phone.

Exelder

Jtottgy

Get down from your moral highground.

BUT YOU can't be a true, failthful JW if you are visiting THIS site.

As a REAL JW, you should't be coming here at all.

The hypocrisy!!

I wish I knew which congregation you came from. I'd love to see what the elders had to say.

I got sick of the "Do as I say, not as I do" attitude from some Witnesses.

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Here is what silly looks like

by Sour Grapes in

for shits and grins, i looked at an online sunday meeting a few days ago on youtube.

i was in disbelieve on just how silly everything looks with the watchtower reader reading from his little iphone and the watchtower conductor holding up his iphone to ask the questions.

then the conductor asked the reader to read a bible verse and of course, he reads from his little phone.

Exelder

....and what would they do when there is no power during The Great Tribulation lol

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Is Jesus Christ, Jehovah God? (Not the Father, but Equal to the Father)

by JW Answers in

jehovah's witnesses,is jesus christ, jehovah god?

(not the father, but equal to the father)what if the watchtower told you about god in a false way, and yet the bible taught you about god in his true character, how would you respond?could it be true, that the watchtower have been leading you up the garden path, describing god in a way that the bible does not describe?

please watch my latest video to help you to see how the bible describes the lord jesus christ, and also within my video, i explain from the new world translation how the bible which the jws use, also describes jesus as jehovah god.

Exelder

Does anybody EVER come off the victor in these pointless arguments?

All I have ever witnessed (forgive the pun) is one person be more articulate or intellgent than the other and browbeats that person into giving up, but neither party have changed their mind at all.

It is a waste of time and effort....and at the end of the day....who really cares?

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Here is what silly looks like

by Sour Grapes in

for shits and grins, i looked at an online sunday meeting a few days ago on youtube.

i was in disbelieve on just how silly everything looks with the watchtower reader reading from his little iphone and the watchtower conductor holding up his iphone to ask the questions.

then the conductor asked the reader to read a bible verse and of course, he reads from his little phone.

Exelder

From the age of 4 I was able to look up ANY scripture in the bible including the minor prophets (I still remember the sciptural reminder of a Haggai Sandwich....Zephania, Haggai, Zechariah ...Zechariah came "Z"econd...geddit?)

I doubt any little klds know their way round the bible now. They just tap into their phones and tablets.

Lazy. Lazy. Lazy ....and little respect for the bible, the supposed word of God.

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The Trinity explained from the Whiteboard

by JW Answers in

a lot of people are confused over the teaching of the trinity, some doubt it, some outright deny it, where some can't get their head around it.

the bible supports it through scriptural evidence.

this video explains from the whiteboard the difference between the god of the watchtower to the god in the bible.

Exelder

I came to this site to get AWAY from such garbage. I honestly don't care about any bible teachings.

I am constantly surprised when people come here wanting to prove or disprove some theological teaching.