Anyone can be disfellowshipped for anything that three elders can agree to. And then your life is ruined.
It's as simple as that. It really is.
Let's review: It's a cult!
Posts by jp1692
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29Can you be disfellowshipped for getting abducted by Dogman / Bigfoot / Aliens?
by John_Carter_1912 inin episode 213 of "dogman encounters" jehovah's witness valerie grogan tells accounts of her, her mother, and her brother coming in contact with the dogman.. for those of you that don't know, the dogman is a werewolf-type humanoid creature.
there are about 7 different types of them and vic cundiff has over 243 episodes of long interviews with people that have been in contact with them.. around the 4:45 mark, she says that her mother kept telling the elders that the creatures was out there but that the elders kept saying their whole family was demon-possessed and that they would disfellowship them.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6ncvszwzue.
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Review: revised Elder's manual, part 2
by neat blue dog inthen we get to one of the main purposes of the book, a catalog of all the sins you can get disciplined for.
just to be sure, this disclaimer kicks things off:.
listed below are offenses that may require review by a judicial committee.
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jp1692
I found the juxtaposition of these two comments humorous:
Was the viewing of pornography accompanied by masturbation? On the other hand, a Christian who persists . . .
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Do You Ever Have Dreams You’re Still a JW?
by jp1692 inlast night i dreamt i was at a circuit assembly; i even had a walk-on speaking part early in the morning program.
i spent the rest of the day “working” the event in a security detail.
the dream lasted until the entire day’s program was over.
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Last night I dreamt I was at a Circuit Assembly; I even had a walk-on speaking part early in the morning program. I spent the rest of the day “working” the event in a security detail. The dream lasted until the entire day’s program was over.
There was even some discussion that I should probably attend another assembly since I missed so much of the program “working.”
Weird.
I left the religion almost ten years ago and haven’t been to a meeting in over five. And yet—every once in a while—I still have dreams that I’m at a meeting, an assembly or a convention.
Frequently in these dreams, I’m a speaker. Sometimes I’m in the audience and I hear my name announced from the platform that I’m to give the next part. In these dreams, I never know this until it happens; it’s totally unexpected and catches me by surprise: I don’t have my notes and I frequently don’t have a jacket on. I’m shocked and completely unprepared! It’s a very unsettling feeling. (FYI: I was an elder for over 20 years and had many meeting parts and more than a few assembly parts.)
Again, weird.
Has anyone else here had these kinds of dreams?
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How would you reason with a family member who says...
by HiddenPimo in“i know the org has made mistakes and failed in some areas but it is still better than christendom”.
ugggghhhhhh.
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DOFP: Throw the question back. How is it better than Christendom?
This question rocks. Just keep asking it over and over again using different words and in different ways. Keep them on the ropes with it. Be relentless and watch them struggle futilely to come up with a coherent, cohesive answer.
They won’t be able to, but still they will try in vain
And so, ultimately, they will eventually circle back around to some version of “the GB is the FDS. This is Jehovah’s Organization. It just is. We have the Truth!”
You will be ale to watch as, before your very eyes, they will become flustered and dumbfounded but still dig in their heels and insist they are right despite their inability to clearly articulate an explanation or logical answer. You, on the other hand, will have just lost a friend or family member and will soon have two elders asking to meet with you privately.
What happens after that depends on your ability to lie and pretend that it was all just a misunderstanding on the part of the offended party, or perhaps you’ll choose to press the elders with the same line of questioning and end up disfellowshipped.
Let’s review: It’s a cult!
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Shepherds !
by ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara in.
just stumbled upon this .found it so appropriate for the jdubs n wbts ,so sharing.. zing.
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jp1692
That logical conclusion of "The Lord is my Shepherd" analogy always bothered me as a JW.
I remember once bringing that up to a fellow elder and the completely dumbfounded look on his face was priceless; it was like I asked him, "What is infinity divided by zero?"
Glad I left after only a fleecing, but sad my two children are still getting flocked!
Let's review: It's a cult!
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They Want More Money!
by Atlantis inthose wanting a copy of this file.
https://docdro.id/fllorzffile example:4. circuit overseer assistance arrangement: in harmony with the announcement to the congregation, please arrange for a resolution to be put to the congregation, authorising payment from congregation funds equivalent to £4.50/€5.00 per congregation publisher for the 2019 service year.
if the body of elders believes the suggested amount would impose a hardship on the congregation, the resolved amount can be adjusted accordingly.. .
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BBW: “. . . slaving for ... loony tune bat shit crazy morons” who have a taste for expensive Scotch!
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Have You Been Invited To This Year’s Memorial ?
by minimus inlast year was the first time i didn’t get an invitation to the lord’s evening meal.
i think they finally gave up on me..
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jp1692
No, I have not. No one has even attempted to contact me in the last five years. So much for “love closer than a brother.”
Let’s review: It’s a cult!
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Preparing the sheeple for finally abandoning the significance of 1914
by under the radar inwe all know the society would love to get rid of all the problems caused by clinging to 1914 and all they claimed it meant for the last 100+ years.. it looks like they are laying the groundwork for easing away from the whole concept of 1914. this would also let them do away with the ridiculous "overlapping generation" bullcrap.
what a diaper load that has been.... anyway, the following is from their super secret marching orders for april, 2019. draw your own conclusions.... "3.
“100 years of faithfulness”: the coordinator of the body of elders, or another elder, should be invited to read the following special announcement.
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jp1692
UTR, thanks for the clarification.
So it sounds intriguing, but we need confirmation before we should take it any too seriously.
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Preparing the sheeple for finally abandoning the significance of 1914
by under the radar inwe all know the society would love to get rid of all the problems caused by clinging to 1914 and all they claimed it meant for the last 100+ years.. it looks like they are laying the groundwork for easing away from the whole concept of 1914. this would also let them do away with the ridiculous "overlapping generation" bullcrap.
what a diaper load that has been.... anyway, the following is from their super secret marching orders for april, 2019. draw your own conclusions.... "3.
“100 years of faithfulness”: the coordinator of the body of elders, or another elder, should be invited to read the following special announcement.
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jp1692
I'd like to know the source too!
Whilst many sincere ones have looked back to specific dates to ascertain the fulfilment of prophecy ...
The British spelling of "fulfilment" and the use of the word "whilst" both indicate this did NOT come from WT HQ in the USA.
Also, the misspelling of "slave" as "salve" in the posted excerpt makes me question the authenticity of this alleged release. The WTBTS is wrong about a lot of things, but they are meticulous about their copyediting, particularly when it comes to anything that is going to be published. It's one of their tells.
UTR: Is that a transcription error on your part, or is that mistake in the original?
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Preparing the sheeple for finally abandoning the significance of 1914
by under the radar inwe all know the society would love to get rid of all the problems caused by clinging to 1914 and all they claimed it meant for the last 100+ years.. it looks like they are laying the groundwork for easing away from the whole concept of 1914. this would also let them do away with the ridiculous "overlapping generation" bullcrap.
what a diaper load that has been.... anyway, the following is from their super secret marching orders for april, 2019. draw your own conclusions.... "3.
“100 years of faithfulness”: the coordinator of the body of elders, or another elder, should be invited to read the following special announcement.
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jp1692
Whilst some in the past have clung to dates such as 607 BCE, the Faithful Salve [sic] has always advised caution.
The only "some" that have "in the past clung to ... 607 BCE" are the leadership of the WTBTS. No reputable Bible scholar or archaeologist of biblical antiquities recognizes that date. None.
Such dishonest bullshit. So glad I'm out of this clusterfuck of a religion.
Let's review: It's a cult!