1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." isn't it?
2. You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY! no way!
3. You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. yep
4. For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes to grits. yep
5. You don't know what a moon pie is. what is it?
6. You've never had an RC cola. nope
7. You've never, ever, eaten okra, fried or boiled. actually I have and I dont like it
8. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. nope
9. You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips. true
10.You have no idea what a polecat is. sure dont
11.You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle. yeah I do it looks stupid
12.You don't have bangs. no I dont
13.You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags. yeah I would
14.You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. absolutely
15.Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women. where I'm from it's "youz"
16.You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent. accent? what accent? I thought he was from Mass?
17.You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife show. uhhh, no
18.You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach. yep
19.You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house. I have one in my house and one in my car
20.The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on-ramp to the highway. guilty
21.You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores. you mean like chicken feed? no
(that's pretty weird )
23.You call binoculars opera glasses.no they're binoculars
24.You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping. I dont think I can spit period
25.You would never wear pink or an appliqué sweatshirt. no I wouldn't
26.You don't know what appliqué is. got me, I dont know
27.You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice, etc.) I know Mary Jo Bottafuco, that's it
28.You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one. and I dont know what the heck that is either
29.You've never been to a craft show. no
30.You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you. definitely
31.You can do your own laundry without quarters. fat chance!
32.None of your fur coats are homemade. I dont own fur coats
33.You think the South ends at the Mississippi river. and that would be......where?
34.You call the Civil War the War of the Northern Aggression. umm no
francois
what's the score? Am I a Yankee, huh huh??
