Where o where is Tony tonight
Why o why did you leave us here all alone
We searched world wide web over for your bitchy presents
You got embarrassed and pffffff you nowhere to be found.
Tight Pants Tony we really adore you
You tells us how Jehovah feels disgusted and all about sex
You seem to know when Jehovah has a hard on
Over Latinos bros in sexy tight pants
I'm sure glad you are on the Governing Body
And on the world wide web for to see
So please Tony come out of your self impose cocoon
And give some more of your nutty talks and monthly broadcast ands shows us all just how idiotic a GB can be.