JayDubyaDotOrg

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'Experiences(tm)'! Made up or totally true??
by punkofnice in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
at one assembly(tm), i was asked to relate an 'experience(tm)' which i did.

however, during rehearsals, the geezer in charge elder or co or some such title, told me that i shouldn't tell it the way it was.

i did a 're-enactment(tm)' with another 'brother(tm)'.
JayDubyaDotOrg

Your posts make me laugh punkofnice, I like your style of humour.
I used to work with somebody who substituted exactly with Fazackerly lol.
If I remember rightly it's somewhere near Liverpool or the Wirral??
You must be from ol' Blighty surely.
2
Tyson Fury preaches more in 2 minutes than a Dub does in a month.
by JayDubyaDotOrg in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
https://youtu.be/uoflkhlhvfm.
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https://youtu.be/UOflKhLhVfM
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Satan is abyssed for 1000 years and when released, immediately asks...
by The Fall Guy in
1. social
2. humour
... "has brexit been sorted out yet?

".
JayDubyaDotOrg

He took a thousand years supply of cigarettes with him, then asks on his release "Anybody got a light?"
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More fear-mongering in Nov. 2019 WT
by neat blue dog in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
first of all, there's a new imaginary picture of jws during the great tribulation:.

then there's a picture of a jw family refusing to listen to "apostate lies" via pre-programed, self imposed information control:.

the description says:.
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When a report
appears on TV about apostates who spread lies
So the family in the picture had just finished watching JW Broadcast..?
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The Utterly most appalling terrible JW music video you will ever see
by Diogenesister in
1. social
2. humour
........so far to date.

you've been warned....https://youtu.be/jjjnt5l5ts0.
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I saw that they said that thanks to the LDC they now have a new hall.. surely the praise should go to Jah as it is he who provided it.. reminds me of Moses taking the credit for providing the water from the rock, no promised land for that congregation now.
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Who In The Hell Is This Guy?
by The Bethelite in
1. jw
2. friends
i got this pm from edgar james adams.

hello my fellow brethren!.

i am trying to educate people about the positive influence that jehovah's witnesses can have on humanity and on my local community in general!
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Maybe it's a new tactic from one of the GB.
3
I received an email ...
by The Fall Guy in
1. social
2. humour
...........which contained only 4 letters: g-b-n-a.

i thought to myself, "that's bang out of order!

".
JayDubyaDotOrg

It's a joke.. gbna is the word 'bang' out of order.. the letters are rearranged..
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Received First Donation as a PIMO
by APieceOfShitNamedTate in
1. jw
2. friends
on saturday i received my first donation as a pimo.

can you guess how i'm going to spend it?.

by the way, i didn't ask for the donation.
JayDubyaDotOrg

It's not right that you spend it on yourself, give it to charity or something like that.
Fair enough you don't want it going to the WTS but I'm sure you can afford your own meals.
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What Do You Think Would Make A Witness Decide It Was Now Time To Leave The “Truth”?
by minimus in
1. jw
2. friends
is there anything that will make that loyal witness ever see the light??

you know, that well respected elder, pioneer, or witness who has been in the “truth “ for decades..
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I know a few über PIMI's and they're looking at something happening within the next 5 years max, after that I think they'll be out.
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What current movies have you seen? Give a little review if possible, aye or nay
by blondie in
1. jw
2. friends
newest mib next for me.

i brought myself up-to-date on the older ones on cable.

here's a trailer:.
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I watched the second half of the Josiah movie at the convention if that counts..