Our Coke which art in cans,Swallowed be thy liquid.Thy bubbles come,Thou be smelled,Both at home as in store.Give us this day of coke plenty,And forgive us our lust for Pepsi,As we also have forgiven those who drink it beside us.And lead us not into Dr Pepper,But deliver us from such evil.-Our Pasta which art in pans,Tasted be thy sauce.Thy meatballs come,Thy will be eaten,Both at home and in restaurant.Give us this day garlic bread,And forgive us our lack of cheese,As we also have forgiven those who mock the pirates.And lead us not into vegetarianism,But deliver us from such evil.-Our Unicorn which art invisible,Heard be thy hooves.Thy pinkness come,Thy visage be as moonlight,Both from North as from South.Give us this day thy fairy dust,And forgive us our emperor's new clothes,As we also have forgiven those who think thou art purple.And lead us not into carnivorism,But deliver us from such evil.-Wait... I believe my faith has led to confusion. Which God are you talking about...? Not sure which one I should pray to for creating me...