To: onthewayout.
Give me a break.
I am willing to make that absolute statement even though I don't have
"unlimited knowledge of this universe." First may we define our
terms. The term "flying spaghetti monster" comes literally from a
satirical open letter written by Bobby Henderson in 2005 and started a social
movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching
of intelligent design and creationism in public schools. It is not any lifeform
that seems to sort of look like spaghetti, but rather it is the silly
"god" made of spaghetti that created the universe. I am confident
there is no god, but for most atheists, confidence that all the specifically
defined gods do not exist is sufficient. If you think it is self defeating to say there
is absolutely no flying spaghetti monster, then you might expect it to show up
one day. I am positive that it won't, and equally positive that "God"
won't either. I would love to be eating my words and "he" shows me up
for taking such a self defeating stand.
The argument
commits the fallacy of false analogy. Just because the issues at hand are alike
in trivial ways it does not make it relevant to the conclusion. The creator of
a false analogy is saying, "Accept my argument because of these
superficial similarities between what you are proposing and my fictitious
comparator." And here is the gap.
At its core the
FSM argument is two fold.
(1) the chance of God existing is extremely
low – similar to that of a Flying Spaghetti Monster;
(2) there is no
evidence that God exists, just like there is no evidence of a Flying Spaghetti
Monster.
When it comes to
the existence of God let’s see how low is low. What evidence is there for God's
existence? The Christian points to Genesis and the universe as proof that God
exist. The atheist says no and points to slime plus time as proof of the
existence of life. But what the atheist fails to notice is that the odds of the
essential elements coming together over time by chance to form the initial building
blocks of one cell is a statistical impossibility. Which would a cognitive
individual put his money on?
There is no
evidence for the existence of God. Historically, the life of Jesus of Nazareth
affirms the existence of God. No scholar, Christian or secular, denies the
life, teachings, or extraordinary reports about Jesus.
Belief in God
(1) Prevalent
among all peoples of all times. Atheism is very rare; even atheists admit this.
(2) There are
many sophisticated philosophical arguments for God’s existence.
(3) The Christian
God is a coherent explanation of why something exists rather than nothing, why
logic is prescriptive and universal, why morality is objective, and why
religion is ubiquitous.
(4) Belief in God
is rationally satisfying.
Belief in Flying
Spaghetti Monsterism
(1) Believed by
no one. Even the so-called advocates of the FSM do not really believe that it
exists.
(2) There are no
technical philosophical arguments for the FSM. Actually, there are no technical
arguments of any kind for the FSM.
(3) Even those
who sarcastically espouse that the FSM exists don’t really believe that the FSM
exists, nor do they think that the FSM is a coherent explanation for finite
contingent being, logic, morality, beauty, etc.
(4) No one really
believes in the FSM, but even if they did, it would not be rationally
satisfying.