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  What is with Jeremiah 5:8 in the NWT

  by HowTheBibleWasInvented in

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  as already posted im agnostic... but i find the texts of the bible the world's most famous book.. .

  check jeremiah 5:8 out in the nwt.

  while thismight now be shocking in the judean prophets what is shocking is this is a mojor addtion to the text to make it sound vile.

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  What? No way!! Wierd stuff in the bible??! But how can that be! Neigh neigh.
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  Did Jesus ever shunned anyone?

  by UBM101 in

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  http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/beliefs/258772/1/shocking-talk-from-2013-district-convention-urges-parents-to-shun-disfellowshipped-children.

  i am sick to my stomach after watching this video by cedars.

  that pharisee stephen bell said we should follow the example of jesus but did jesus ever shun anyone in the bible?.

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  He doesn't talk to me :(
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  Are JWs creationists?

  by Jeffro in

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  if you believe what is officially stated on the jw website, jws are not creationists.

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  the fact that the exact jw belief is in fact specifically called "day-age creationism" seems to have alluded them.

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  So I just looked at Jehovah's website, and I really liked this little gem:

  Although Jehovah’s Witnesses believe in creation, we are not anti science. We believe that true science and the Bible are compatible.

  Okay. So JWs are not anti science. They are just against any science that conflicts with their beliefs or superstitions. Mmmmm.

  And what the hell is "true science"!?? That's the science that doesn't conflict with their belief in magic and fairytales!
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  Are JWs creationists?

  by Jeffro in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  if you believe what is officially stated on the jw website, jws are not creationists.

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  the fact that the exact jw belief is in fact specifically called "day-age creationism" seems to have alluded them.

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  Well the JW website is full of 'official' statements that contradict what the WT really teaches and what JWs really believe. The website is just a polish on a turd.

  If it is in the FAQs section, this would make sense, because that section is chock full of BS. They should change their FAQs to FTLs (frequently told lies).
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  My first gun

  by LivingTheDream in

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  my first gun.

  i realize that not all jws avoid guns.

  if you live where they hunt for food, it was ok to have guns as a jw.

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  That being said, one of my first girl-friends once quipped that one of the essential differences between a gun and a penis is that you don't want a gun going off in your mouth! She actually said that.

  I think of her from time to time with fond memories ....

  Boy, even I'll think of her with fond memories after hearing that.
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  Please Share one of your Favourite Quotations

  by cofty in

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  have you ever come across words that resonate with you?

  it doesn't have to be a great gem of wisdom, just something that is meaningful to you.. please share, and if you want to, tell us why it's meaningful to you.. here is something that made me nod when i first read it.... .

  "fortunate are those who have learned to see, in the wild things of nature, something to be loved, something to be wondered at, something to be reverenced, for they have found the key to a never-failing source of recreation and refreshment".

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  I had a false belief, I thought I came here to stay.

  We're all just visiting, just breaking like waves.

  Eddie Vedder
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  "My brain NEEDS a good washing!!!"

  by bytheirworks in

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  have you ever heard a jw say, after someone calls them brain washed, that: "well, my brain needs a good washing???".

  share your account & experiences.

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  Anthony Morris III calls it "brain cleaned". He says it's a good thing.

  He also says it is offensive when people say JWs don't think. He says that JWs do think, they just don't think independently..... Mmmmmmmm.
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  Revelation Climax book - what are the most ridiculous claims in it?

  by RayPublisher in

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  i got to thinking about all the strange interpretations in the old revelation climax book now that i have perused it again on pdf.

  (thanks atlantis!).

  does anyone care to toss in their two cents on what are the most outrageous and/or ridiculous claims in it?.

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  Hey I love the silly threads. And what could be sillier than this book. Revelation, It's Grand Climax Pathetic Specualtion At Hand!

  It's hard to pick one gem out of such a treasure trove.

  Also, wasn't there something about locusts being JWs preaching or something, or something with stingers annoying everyone meant to be JWs? Or Awakes or something? I remember I doodled in the margins through most of the book studies of this.

  Yes that is right, you can't make this crap up. Even the Theocrapic Misery School was part of prophetic fulfillment to aid the stinging message. It's on page 153 if you have the stomach for it.
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  my latest UK car registration plates

  by bigmac in

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  Talk about mentally diseased.
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  Marathon service days before Sept 1

  by gbrn in

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  so my wife showed me her instagram and one of her friends posted a picture of herself and a couple other pioneers with the title "20 hours in so far on our 24 hour day of service!

  " mind you they were all sitting in starbucks.

  this just made me want to scream!!

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  nope, I have a life.