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  I've graduated at last

  by fulltimestudent in

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  2. friends

  after a bit of a kerfuffle over a procedural matter, my university has awarded me a degree.

  (the procedural problem was caused by my independent selection of what i wanted to study).

  award : bachelor of arts.

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  Pretty good for a communist.

  (Joking)
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  I Like A Girl From Kingdom Hall Please HELP!!!!!!!!

  by kennylazo1 in

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  2. relationships

  abby has been in my congregation for about 2 years i think.

  when she first came i thought she was very beautiful and i still do.

  shes actually one of the most prettiest darkskins you will ever see.

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  whats the quickest way to get over it?
  

  Hard liquor.
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  Have No Fear! The Beard is Here! T Shirt

  by Iamallcool in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  when i was young and i bought a simple shirt saying have no fear.

  my late dad instructed me to return the shirt back to the store!

  i reluctantly did so.

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  If your dad doesn’t have a beard, you’ve got two mums.
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  I Like A Girl From Kingdom Hall Please HELP!!!!!!!!

  by kennylazo1 in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  abby has been in my congregation for about 2 years i think.

  when she first came i thought she was very beautiful and i still do.

  shes actually one of the most prettiest darkskins you will ever see.

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  Simon: Maybe we need a section for teens (or pre-teens).
  

  Dumb people ask?
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  For the Conspiracy Theorists

  by berrygerry in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  geoff jackson speaking at a france dedication:.

  then he said (i'm quoting him best i can remember, but you'll get the idea): "imagine if next week i go back to us and you see in the news that the whole gb was arrested for no reason.

  how'd you react?

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  Imagine when we awake, we will be in paradise. Drink up
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  It's not disfelowipping it's shunning canada

  by poopie in

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  human rigjts..

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  We fucking love you poopie.

  Human rigjts.
  

  But even by your standards, come on.
  
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  murders at school

  by zeb in

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  2. friends

  at a school in santa fe in the us.

  many people killed and wounded.

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  Where guns aren't available the weapon of choice for mass killings is the knife

  If it isn’t obvious, I’ll help you out.

  Killing someone with a knife can be hard work, and by the looks of the last few school shooters, they’d have had a very hard time just killing one person before they were arrested.

  At least if your 20 feet away from someone with a knife you’re safe.
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  murders at school

  by zeb in

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  at a school in santa fe in the us.

  many people killed and wounded.

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  If it wasn't guns it would be something else... as a matter of fact I am glad it is guns instead of bombs which is probably coming next

  You see... when they start using bombs at a high rate what will people say then?
  

  Rest easy... never going to happen.

  Lazy teenagers researching, sourcing materials and building bombs from scratch?

  You can buy guns from Kmart.
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  Modern replacement for make sure of all things book

  by Jehovahisgod in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  question please for one of jehovah's witnesses i'm doing some prison ministry.

  you used to have the make sure of all things hold fast to what is fine book what is the modern equivalent of this book i need a book which lists the bible topics and where to actually find them in the bible can somebody give me a pointer?.

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  If there was no religion on this Earth call Jehovah's Witnesses nobody would have an issue with the word Jehovah!
  

  Not exactly. What about all the genocide, natural disasters and horrible genetic defects he inflicts on us?

  Seems like I don’t like Jehovah regardless of the JWs.
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  A ridiculous thing I found in the old young people’s book

  by Addison0998 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it was in some book for young people that i found going through the watchtower library when i was doing research for old publications, i cannot believe this lunacy, i feel so bad for the teenagers at the time who had to try to take this seriously, but they’re not a high control religion or cult though, anyways here is is : .

  if you sleep in a room alone and you find that you seem to feel special stress in this direction at night, you may be able to arrange matters to share a room with another member of your family.

  also, you may find it helpful to sleep on your side rather than on your back or face down.. 18 another thing that may be helpful is to see to it that your clothing does not unnecessarily cause friction with the sexual organs.

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  Jehovah is a jealous god and he’s always watching.

  Don’t touch your genitals!