MrRoboto

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  SKE, and other acronymic crap

  by MTSman in

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  2. friends

  so, i was sort of forced to spend time with my uber-in parents.

  they went on gushing about the website, and the new business cards they have to give out to busy people.

  business cards?

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  MrRoboto

  Oh I so wish I had seen that OKM but I was not around yet, missed it by <--> that much!
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  What could be other alternative names for the Jehovah's Witnesses ?

  by Finkelstein in

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  2. beliefs

  how about .... the international brotherhood of stupidity.. the righteous zombies club .

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  MrRoboto

  I think the best one would be "the now defunct religion, formerly known as jehovahs witnesses" but heres a few more ideas
  

  Supreme Council for Thought Reform

  Jehovah and the Armageddonettes

  Jonah's Brothers ( something fishy about that one)

  IBEW - International Brotherhood of EWwwww

  International Cult & Religious Concern

  Better Future, Inc

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  Subjugation,

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  Singing todays WT

  by road to nowhere in

  1. watchtower
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  the jist was that we all should sing.

  then the first 6 or 8 paragraphs describe how early bible accounts have trained and set aside musicians to do the singing while everyone else listened.. the songs they have put out have no soul, rhythm, or soothing melodies as a whole.

  the old hymns are some real music, even if you don't agree with the "teachings".. there is no admission of poetry using archaic language at times for affect or to add to the rhyme, they have to have everything agree with the grey bible.. anyone speak foreign languages?

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  MrRoboto

  on the upside, its a slightly veiled admission that the songs are not about worship. you are not singing to god, but to the people around you.

  so no more "sing, sing, sing!" then?

  or "listen, obey and be blessed"

  oh and we had better vet the sisters comments first, to make sure they arent going to say what we "should" or "shouldnt" be doing. and also the non-ppointed boys/men since they shouldnt be telling anyone what to do either.
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  Conspiracy theorys

  by atomant in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  its great to see new subject matter being injected into the room of late and would be good to see others contribute by opening new threads on their favorite topics.heres a few examples.9/11.

  ufo's.

  atom bombs are they real?

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  MrRoboto

  are there any conspiracy theories that turned out to be correct?

  yes, but whether you accept the truth is up to you.

  heres a big one involving litereally millions of people. they should all go public right? wrong, most of them think they are on the right side and they are only involved in doing their small part to keep it going. The teach false knowledge to people and virtually enslave them, altering their personality, thinking and mindset in the process. they destroy families, friendships, lives. the are involved in human sacrifice (blood issues and others)

  you may have heard of it, its called Jehovahs Witnesses.

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  Appealing to the authority of MythBusters is really quite silly. The myth of the infallability of MythBusters has been debunked but the best part is the who dunnit. It was on their own show, admitting they were wrong after a viewer proved it to them. So lets not appeal to them to prove anything beyond how entertaining TV really can be.

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  This next item doesnt fall into the realm of theory since it is self admitted by the perpetrators. False flag attacks. Im not going into the "CT" ones but just look back at history and the ones that are publically admitted and the ones that are publically admitted to have been planned. That should tell you something about the willingness of people to do these things. lets not extrapolate that to mean more though.

  Lastly, just because you reject an idea does not in itself make it false or theory.
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  Conspiracy theorys

  by atomant in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  its great to see new subject matter being injected into the room of late and would be good to see others contribute by opening new threads on their favorite topics.heres a few examples.9/11.

  ufo's.

  atom bombs are they real?

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  MrRoboto

  vw, thats not the only use for it, there are better ways to use li-6
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  Conspiracy theorys

  by atomant in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  its great to see new subject matter being injected into the room of late and would be good to see others contribute by opening new threads on their favorite topics.heres a few examples.9/11.

  ufo's.

  atom bombs are they real?

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  MrRoboto

  hah I was just trying to break the ice. besides, I prefer my lithium in the form of li-6
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  Conspiracy theorys

  by atomant in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  its great to see new subject matter being injected into the room of late and would be good to see others contribute by opening new threads on their favorite topics.heres a few examples.9/11.

  ufo's.

  atom bombs are they real?

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  MrRoboto

  skynet put us all in a matrix style simulation and the NWO folks are simply agents of the system keeping us distracted!
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  Singing todays WT

  by road to nowhere in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the jist was that we all should sing.

  then the first 6 or 8 paragraphs describe how early bible accounts have trained and set aside musicians to do the singing while everyone else listened.. the songs they have put out have no soul, rhythm, or soothing melodies as a whole.

  the old hymns are some real music, even if you don't agree with the "teachings".. there is no admission of poetry using archaic language at times for affect or to add to the rhyme, they have to have everything agree with the grey bible.. anyone speak foreign languages?

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  MrRoboto

  haha! i can only laugh at that! if i was there for that one, i dont think i couldve contained myself.

  oh those poor sisters and new "ones" how utterly awful they must have felt for telling people what to do!
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  Local elder dies of starvation

  by Steel in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  well , not really.. our hall recently had a secret collection for our head elder who is almost on the verge of becoming homeless.

  i guess he lost some cleaning contracts because his clients were just sick of his no shows because of his pioneer work.

  there is always something more important to do than earn a living.. this is the same assholes he is always shaming people to not doing enough.

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  MrRoboto

  smiddy, that would mean less funds for travelling around the world and such. less caviar too?

  so much for that "warm christian love" the mention at the end of the letters, more like those "best wishes" the say sometimes
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  Important spiritual food

  by moreconfusedthanever in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  todays watchtower study is all about singing complete with instructions on how to sing.,............

  "but we all have the responsibility to sing praises to jehovah.

  so hold your songbook up high, lift your head, and sing with enthusiasm!".

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  MrRoboto

  responsibility to sing...? really?

  this is just so they can tell the elders to clamp down on and watch the non singers.

  apostates are more likely to be soft on the singing IMHO so heres the official framework for why you should harass non singers (just w/o giving the real reason)

  or maybe cuz its rather comical when most the hall ( and its only half full already) is not singing... wow the quiet is deafening.

  im sure we'll see a local needs on that later this year