being that it's such an auspicious day for the great state.. things i love about texas.. 1. shiner bock.
2. san antonio.
3. corpus christi.
The Woodlands-North of Houston
HIGH taxes
Humidity and very high mold count
ALLERGIES!!!!
and do not forget the HURRICANES!
And Houston made the list for one of the cities with the worst air quality in the country. Oil companies produce a lot of smog and they line the pockets of politicians so the laws are lax about it.
Some really good songs have been written about Texas and its cities, though.
Texas Target (but not for long)
when we had our children we planned them.
we made this known to any in the cong who asked if we 'got a surprise' when we found out we were pregnant.
we basically said, 'no, we wanted children'.
After the summer of '87 lecture not to have children, an elder and his wife decided to go ahead and have the second child they had been wanting.
As he stood in the back of the hall holding the new baby, an older very self rightious sister congratulated him"even if it was not right that they had another baby".
The baby is all grown up. the older self rightious sister is dead.
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last night i was surfing the net when i came upon this beautiful quote.
i thought that everyone here would get it.
those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
"Some things are true whether you believe them or not". The movie City of Angels.
"Things are not always as they seem."
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"i wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult".-rita rudner.
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"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult".-Rita Rudner
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law of mechanical repair: after your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.. .
law of the workshop: any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.. .
law of probability: the probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.. .
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone with whom you don't want to be seen.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
looking back at the 10 or so cases of disfellowshipping i recall, i think only 1 was due to the orwellian borg spy system.
he was ratted out.. all the other cases were actually "confessions" by people that otherwise would have gotten away with it.
i am wondering is these percentages.
Ratted out.
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as it says on the tin - thoughts please?..........
There was a Pioneer sister, who had pioneered for years, her husband had stopped going to meetings. Their daughter was getting married. Nice wedding. The day after the wedding, with daughter and new hubby off on the honeymoon, the Pioneer sister runs off with an apostate guy she had been seeing secretly. What a shock for the daughter when she returned!
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im fading, and some of my family now realize we arent going to meetings.
everytime they phone or speak to me me, they keep reminding ( threatning) that the end is so close, dont give up now.. i just dont know how to respond, i know so much, but dont want to go into the un stuff yet ( dont want to sound apostate just yet) how can i say i dont believe the end is close !
that armageddon isnt iminent, what scripture can i use to back it up.
Ask them the question I asked myself five years ago:
"What if they are wrong? What if?"
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i need to do something to get my mind off my girls.
so, i'm thinking about becoming a travel nurse.
i can keep my house here, and they would pay for my living expenses while i'm on assignment.
One thing to consider about Texas, it is the mold capital! If you have allergies, this is not the place to be.
We moved here in June and the whole family has been sick with allergies, sinus and ear infections, etc.
We had air ducts cleaned and lots of mold was found. Our houses are going up for sale and we are heading
for dryer air. I never saw so many people with allergies. We are north of Houston and everyone I talk to
has allergies it seems. Of course, the hurricanes blow a lot of mold around, too. And there is cedar allergies
in the central and eastern state.
And taxes are high here!
The state is OK if you do not have to breathe.
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does anyone have any experience with this or know what is happening?.
moanzy
Moanzy
check out this website
You can read the forum. The book is worth reading also.
As a wise one once said, "Some things are true, whether you believe them or not."
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