Posts by ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

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Joke Sharing Thread

by Vanderhoven7 in

got a good joke or two?

why not share them.

here is a fun one.. retirement can be fun.

ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, 'ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!'

My wife insisted I make a call

I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : 'Buy 3 & Get 1 Free'...

My eyes were filled with tears of joy.

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Joke Sharing Thread

by Vanderhoven7 in

got a good joke or two?

why not share them.

here is a fun one.. retirement can be fun.

ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

A drunkard is stopped by the Police around 1 am. & is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health."

Officer: Really....??? Sounds interesting, Who is giving that lecture at this time of night.....???"

Man replies "My Wife"!!!

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Question for PIMOS but all welcome

by ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara in

so once pimo how do you deal with going to the meetings, ministry, social getotgethers, conventions assemblies?.

for one you know it is all off key,.

two your 2 hours or more so just wasted (not counting the time getting ready,travelling etc).

I remember once or twice I have gone out during the meeting to a near by takeaway, had something to eat ,then returned. So enjoyed doing it my way. Eyebrows were raised if someone saw me but I was quite confident and not giving guilty looks , or guilty face. When one starts being apologetic, or sneaky thats when heads start to roll.

I did it my way.

Peace

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Question for PIMOS but all welcome

by ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara in

so once pimo how do you deal with going to the meetings, ministry, social getotgethers, conventions assemblies?.

for one you know it is all off key,.

two your 2 hours or more so just wasted (not counting the time getting ready,travelling etc).

ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

Hi Bethellies...

Many times when I did not feel like it then I would just sit during the song.Did get some weird looks but I did it my way.

Whenever there was supposed to be show of hands money related I would remain neutral and would not raise my hand at all for agree or disagree. i did it my way.

your 2 hours or more so just wasted (not counting the time getting ready,travelling etc)

I would be reading a novel on my tablet throughout, have shopped, browsed sales and actually paid for items too. So did not feel like wasting, rather chilling but in a different place. At the assemblies same thing , even listening to music. If i manage to get a hotel on the hall premises or walking distance , I would just go for an hour at lunch time show my face to a couple or so bros and sisi from my cong and leave, Enjoying the day in my hotel room chilling doing my own thing. i did it my way.

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Scary Experience

by ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara in

something weird and scary happened to us last nihgt.

we had a few friends over for the weekend.

we love to go hiking and long walks wherever and whenever we can.

ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

Hi LV101

He said you can always find your way -- really?!

We thought so too but we did get lost one time really bad.Let me tell you.

Once we were 7 of us (couples and singles, all with mobile phones).There was this particular couple who said we will hike 3 mountain (out of 7, 5 are average hikers mountains), in a week of holiday.

So here we were enjoyingthe hike up the mountain ,we were supposed to have reached the bottom like an hour before but we did not. Gps and all still going strong and we kept on .Until we realized that we are actually not reaching the other side . so tried to get back on track, locate where we are and all. suddenly our phones got no signal, no Gps all kaput.

Still not much bothered as we believed we will find our way to the other side of the mountain.Fat chance of that happening. we tried so many times by following beaten paths and all. Ultimately after 5 hours of messing around lost (somewhere during this time it started raining), we saw light far away. We all made a beeline for that light .Turns out it was a pub in a small village . when asked how to get to our mountain, he laughs his head off and says you are on the other side of the 2nd mountain( we were going to the first of the 7 mountains). how we got there dunno but we were all so so tired and wet to the bones, we decided to take a taxi to our hotel and spend the rest of the holiday just chilling and relaxing.

One of the couples was like our leader who had already done this hike before so we relied on him to help us as a guide to the 3 mountains a nd back. Guess who we made us pay for the expensive taxi ride back to the hotel. Yeah! Him.

Vowed never again to rely on others but have our basics covered for safety reasons. One lives and learns.

Peace

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Question for PIMOS but all welcome

by ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara in

so once pimo how do you deal with going to the meetings, ministry, social getotgethers, conventions assemblies?.

for one you know it is all off key,.

two your 2 hours or more so just wasted (not counting the time getting ready,travelling etc).

ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

Hi All

So once PIMO how do you deal with going to the meetings, ministry, social getotgethers, conventions assemblies?

For one you know it is all off key,

Two your 2 hours or more so just wasted (not counting the time getting ready,travelling etc)

Third how do you respond to comments like see our smiles, happy faces; we all are so strong; not so anywhere else etc

4th how do you feel about yourself within yourself fo rpretending to be in?

No judgements just curious.

Peace

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Scary Experience

by ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara in

something weird and scary happened to us last nihgt.

we had a few friends over for the weekend.

we love to go hiking and long walks wherever and whenever we can.

ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

Hi LV101

This will make you laugh.once we were out walking , four o fus. It was a wooded area quiet nice and many were cycling there, very few walking. After walking through a tunnel like place (30 yars or so ,we came upon a clearing. As we appeared ,there was clapping and an airhorn heard. We saw a group of man , women sitting, some standing with smiles on their faces.then A guy and lady came up to us and said you are the 100th group who has come through there since this morning.

We were a little confused no doubt many must come here specially through that tunnel like place.its a wooded walking park! But no we were told not many go through the tunnel like place, most people go the other way, its easier for cyclists and that very few walk here. They had a bet of $50 if a 100 make it through there.

We were all given a bottle of red wine as a gift for being the 100th. Made some wonderful friends there and still go out with them on hikes etc.

Have very funny ones too. Maybe next time.

Peace

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Joke Sharing Thread

by Vanderhoven7 in

got a good joke or two?

why not share them.

here is a fun one.. retirement can be fun.

ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

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Update on Scary Experience

by ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara in

update on this:.

just been to the police station with my friends where we were asked individually to identify aknife.

it looks identical to the one we saw.

ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

UPDATE ON THIS:

Just been to the Police station with my friends where we were asked individually to identify aknife. It looks identical to the one we saw. Apparently two bodies have been found in the park yesterday, stabbed and cut s to the bodies.someone stumbled upon them while walking or jogging. Everyhting is hush hush at the moment.

We all are just glad we escaped but feel sorry for whoever got cauhgt out. Not evn sure if it is related. Police do not want to say anything to us.Still jumpy and scared.

Just thought you might wanna know.

Peace.

(REPOSTED SO WHOEVER READ THE FIRST WILL BE UPDATED)

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Scary Experience

by ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara in

something weird and scary happened to us last nihgt.

we had a few friends over for the weekend.

we love to go hiking and long walks wherever and whenever we can.

ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

Hi LoisLane...

We were paralysed with fear, at the same time, we knew we could not get out without being seen by them.The paths in the park are all open and straight, wood ,bushes start just 30,40 yards away from the beaten path. sink or save situation.

We were also confused about the why they were doing what they were doing .It all looked and felt so off, abnormal specially given the hour of the night, so we thought best to stay put. Without understanding a situation , jumping out and confronting them would have been the death of us.

Thank god none of us were the screaming , shireking person one sees in movies.

"How did you sense that after 3 go 'rounds, you felt it was a good time to go? Was it a collective decision?

We did not actually decide it was a good time to go.Actually we stayed there frozen in fear till day break ie all night from 11pmish to day break.

The light and the fact that we di not see any more of them for quiet a long while helped us decide to leave. I f not we would have waited for some dog walkers or joggers to come by and then left after them.

The beaten paths are quiet open so if you are on the path you can be seen from quiet afar till the path turns , if you get my drift so comin gout of hiding meant giving our positions away. We di not even know what was going off . the knives made us stay still and remain hidden.

Dunno fi you read the update in the post . We were asked to go identify a knife that the police found near the area, also two bodies that had been stabbed and had cuts to the body.

Humans are the most scary beings.

Peace