Q - Whats green and blue and eats nuts?
A - Gonorrhea
one of mine is.. a little girl set on her grandfathers knee.
she said "grandpa can you make a sound like a frog?
" "well yes, i guess i can make a sound like a frog!
Q - Whats green and blue and eats nuts?
A - Gonorrhea
ozzie has his, now i would like to get some information on all my apostate friends.
i will be conducting weekday polls and posting the tallies.
thank you in advance for your participation!
Brush my teeth while peeing sitting down, and bemoaning the fact that it is morning.
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i always wondered why women in most religions seem to play the lesser role,like why cant women say a prayer for others if men are there to do it(refering to jws),men work and women play there role as housewife(ie:muslims),women cant be elders,women came from adam,women viewed as weaker vessel etc.its seems to me that the female is looked at as a lesser being by god and man as the dominant one,most sisters i knew just kept quiet about their roles as wifes and got a long with it,whereas 1 or 2 werent happy about how they were viewed by god,and i think they had a lot to offer others as regards congregational duties and their abilities were overlooked.
by the i am a male ok lol!!!!!
But My Book Of Bible Stories shows Adam and Eve wearing fig leaves over their crotches!
Wasn't the book accurate?
after some yrs, i've acquired quite a library of wt publications, as have many of you all i'm sure.
how did you rid yourself of them after you felt you no longer wanted anything wt related?
amazon, ebay, local book store, sell them back to brothers, burn them at apostate party, other...?.
Burnpile! Burnpile!
Burnpile! Burnpile!
Burnpile! Burnpile!
Burnpile! Burnpile!
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i always wondered why women in most religions seem to play the lesser role,like why cant women say a prayer for others if men are there to do it(refering to jws),men work and women play there role as housewife(ie:muslims),women cant be elders,women came from adam,women viewed as weaker vessel etc.its seems to me that the female is looked at as a lesser being by god and man as the dominant one,most sisters i knew just kept quiet about their roles as wifes and got a long with it,whereas 1 or 2 werent happy about how they were viewed by god,and i think they had a lot to offer others as regards congregational duties and their abilities were overlooked.
by the i am a male ok lol!!!!!
Probably peers through their clothes, and observes them nekkid. If you were God, wouldn't you?
lets hear it.
beer, mixed drink, spirits.
my stats:.
Hrmm -- lots of scotch drinkers here. Francois, you like dark singles? Ever tried Highland Park?
I forgot about wine - Amarones, from the Veneto region. Any year pre 1998.
Absinthe, only distilled with the wormwood roots, not leaves. If I am going to drink psychoactive demon alcohol, I had better see trails, and not the ones made of vomit the morning after....
i am talking about underwear.... what do you put on if anything???.
i myself---either go with thongs----or nothing .
spice of the likes to feel free class
This is a very odd topic, but, I'm game.
Fruit Of The Loom Boxer Briefs, black -- Unlike Jehovahs Witnesses, these babies offer the most comfort and support for the least amount of commitment.
lets hear it.
beer, mixed drink, spirits.
my stats:.
Lets hear it. Beer, mixed drink, spirits. My stats:
Beer: Stella Artois, Leffe, Guiness.
Mixed: Gin&Tonic, Jagermeister/Tonic (w/slice of orange)
Spirit: Talisker Scotch, two ice cubes.
it seems to me that many americans are convinced that europeans are for ever slagging off the usa for some reason or another.. just to set the record straight, america bashing is relatively rare in europe, most of us regard the usa with a not inconsiderable degree of affection.
obviously there are cultural differences between the continents that can lead to feelings being trampled on, but america-hating persons are quite rare over here.
the few real antagonists are very vociferous, but like most fundamentalists, regaded as being completely loony.. maybe the americans who have visited over here have an opinion?.
And resturants over here JUST GOTTA use french on the menu. Really tiring
HAHAHA AHAHA HAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHH
SO GD RIGHT! We only get away here with it because our second language is supposed to be French, and it's still in bad taste...
it seems to me that many americans are convinced that europeans are for ever slagging off the usa for some reason or another.. just to set the record straight, america bashing is relatively rare in europe, most of us regard the usa with a not inconsiderable degree of affection.
obviously there are cultural differences between the continents that can lead to feelings being trampled on, but america-hating persons are quite rare over here.
the few real antagonists are very vociferous, but like most fundamentalists, regaded as being completely loony.. maybe the americans who have visited over here have an opinion?.
Funny you mention it - I just picked up a copy of "Why I Am Not A Christian" at Chapters today.
Without the UK, there would never have been Yorkshire Pudding either...mmmmm