Posts by RoosterMcDooster

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REALITY may not be what you think

by Terry in

a counterfeit $100 bill looks virtually the same as a genuine bill.

ask yourself what actual difference exists between them?.

a really good elvis impersonator may look and sound pretty darned close to the real elvis--but, is "close" the same as genuine?.

RoosterMcDooster

~Just because you believe somthing is true, doesnt make it true;

And just because you dont believe something, doesnt make it not true.~

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You were a Jehovah's Witness because you wished to fooled

by Terry in

did you know there are only 6 magic tricks in all the world?

yes, only six.. all illusion, prestidigitation, legerdemain and sleight-of-hand combined merely juggle these six elements.. briefly, they are:.

3. transformation (one thing becomes another thing.).

RoosterMcDooster

Interesting post, but personally I never wanted to be fooled.

I have, however taken this much away:

~Just because you believe somthing is true, doesnt make it true;

And just because you dont believe something, doesnt make it not true.~

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Turnips and the Watchtower

by RoosterMcDooster in

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i know an elder that sprinkles this one into a lot of his talks and comments:.

ifn the society tells us to plant turnips upside down then we should.

Sorry WHappened! I deleted the stupid comment that I put here,and pulled my big fat foot out of my big fat mouth. I guess I still feel like everbodys out to get me. Thanks Jeffro for reminding me in your post below.

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Turnips and the Watchtower

by RoosterMcDooster in

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i know an elder that sprinkles this one into a lot of his talks and comments:.

ifn the society tells us to plant turnips upside down then we should.

RoosterMcDooster

I was going to say "but dumber" but that would me mean.

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Turnips and the Watchtower

by RoosterMcDooster in

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i know an elder that sprinkles this one into a lot of his talks and comments:.

ifn the society tells us to plant turnips upside down then we should.

RoosterMcDooster

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Turnips and the Watchtower

by RoosterMcDooster in

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i know an elder that sprinkles this one into a lot of his talks and comments:.

ifn the society tells us to plant turnips upside down then we should.

RoosterMcDooster

"Anyone who starts a sentence with "If'n" has already lost all credibility."

Thats the best way I can convey the way he sounded. Think Boomhower from King of the Hill.

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Turnips and the Watchtower

by RoosterMcDooster in

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i know an elder that sprinkles this one into a lot of his talks and comments:.

ifn the society tells us to plant turnips upside down then we should.

RoosterMcDooster

Oh yeah, now I remember his second favorite was:

“If’n the society tells us to jump, then we should ask – How High?”

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Did you feel guilty for not pioneering?

by brokethechain in

i started pioneering the month i finished high school, and never stopped until i awakened, 17 years later.

it seems like the entire time, there was so much emphasis on pioneering.

every field service meeting seemed to have a part that communicated the message that jehovah would zap us at the big a. or people would die because of us if we didn't have extenuating circumstances (i always translated as bad health or kids, but even then, there were always "examples" of the mom with 5 kids that was pioneering).