I have pulled this comic strip off because I realize it continues and it's pro JW!
TresHappy
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Passing the time at JW Assemblies
by Leolaia inlove_truth, in describing the utter dullness of jw assemblies and conventions, just gave me an interesting idea for a thread.
what were some of the ways you tried to make the hours pass?
some of mine: looking at the interesting refracting patterns the arena floodlights made on my eyeglasses when looking thru them at an angle.looking for people i knew from my congregation and others in the mass of people in the arena.counting the number of people leaving the section to go to the bathroompractice writing people's names in elvish scripthaving a conversation with friends a row behind me by passing notes back and forthseeing how many pages of my bible stick together when i slam a wad of gum in between its pages.. what else?
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TresHappy
Passing the time at the assembly was sometimes an exercise in futility. I am just thankful I don't have to twitch in my seat anymore for hours on end...
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George Benson:associated with Jehovah?s witnesses
by frogit in.
george benson is now on bbc radio five live he just answered a question from a listener he said ?he was a associated with jehovah?s witnesses and goes door knocking, and finds it quiet interesting?, they then moved on to his new album.
frogit
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TresHappy
I remember the interview he did on Jay Leno. Jay got a kick out of it. Jay is pretty respectable about people's faiths, and didn't hammer him too bad about it.
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Would You Return To The Organization If You Were Given Total Amnesty?
by minimus inif you knew that the policy was that there would be no more witchhunts, no more disfellowshippings or shunning of any kind, would you be tempted to go back?
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TresHappy
Here I go again, misreading title threads. I thought it said "Would you return if you were given total amnesia?" Who am I...where am I...I'm back in that damn cult!
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Jehovah's (Insert description here) Witnesses.
by Englishman in.
i'll start:.
jehovah's didactic witnesses.. englishman.
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TresHappy
Jehovah's Unable To Think for Themselves Witnesses
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I saw the ghost of Elvis on Union Avenue...
by TresHappy injust got back from memphis you guys - it was great!
great to be back though - now i have to catch up on my sleep!
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TresHappy
Beel must be Beale Street - I got the lyrics off the web - probably a typo.
I love the trolley which goes around downtown.
The Peabody Ducks - aren't they adorable?
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Jehovah's (Insert description here) Witnesses.
by Englishman in.
i'll start:.
jehovah's didactic witnesses.. englishman.
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TresHappy
Jehovah's Highly Deceived Witnesses
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I saw the ghost of Elvis on Union Avenue...
by TresHappy injust got back from memphis you guys - it was great!
great to be back though - now i have to catch up on my sleep!
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TresHappy
Put on my blue suede shoes
And I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the delta blues
In the middle of the pouring rain
WC Handy won't you look down over me
Yeah I got a first class ticket
But I'm as blue as a boy can be
Then I'm walking in Memphis
I was walking with my feet ten feet off a beel
Walking in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel
Saw the ghost of Elvis on Union Avenue
Followed him up to the gates of Graceland
And I watched him walk right through
Now security they did not see him
They just huddled round his tomb
There's a pretty little thing waiting for the King
Down in the jungle room
Then I'm walking in Memphis
I was walking with my feet ten feet off a beel
Walking in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel
Then I'm walking in Memphis
I was walking with my feet ten feet off a beel
Walking in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel
They got catfish on the table
They got gospel in the air
Reverend Green be glad to see you
When you haven't got a prayer
But boy you got a prayer in Memphis
Now Gabriel plays piano
Every Friday at the Hollywood
And they brought me down to see him
And asked me if I would
Do a little number
And I sang with all my might
He said tell me are you a Christian child
And I said man I am tonight
Then I'm walking in Memphis
I was walking with my feet ten feet off a beel
Walking in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel
Then I'm walking in Memphis
I was walking with my feet ten feet off a beel
Walking in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel
Put on my blue suede shoes
And I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the delta blues
In the middle of the pouring rain
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